humor
Locked Inside
"Locked Inside The Playboy Mansion And No Way Out."
As the eighties wore on my friend Rich's telephone business began to prosper. I stayed along for the ride and eventually became his partner. I had gone back to school nights at Rutgers to complete my degree in electrical engineering....
Johnny And Mary
"A True Story, I Swear..."
Johnny and MaryNow Johnny knew Mary since they were little tykes,Running in the field, riding their bikes,Like other little kids, they stayed out all day,Doing their chores, later they'll play,Johnny and Mary went to school,Tried real hard, act real cool,Johnny...
Eve
"Sex in the Garden Of Eden, a true story, OK maybe not."
Hello people. Hope you are doing well out there in Fantasy Land. What, you say you are not in Fantasy Land? Oh you will be soon. Don't worry, because we are going deep into Fantasy Land. So deep, we may...
The Queen
"Journey to find The Queen of Sex Fantasy Land in search of the ultimate sexual experience."
I am so ashamed. I am just so ashamed of myself, you have no idea. I have been so bad I should be punished by one or two of you fine looking women. Really, I have been a bad boy....
Dream Job (Everyman’s Fantasy)
"The world's foremost authority on oral sex gets the job offer of a lifetime."
The California Board of Education meeting once again ran late into the night. The stale air became stifling in the August evening, as the air conditioning units had been shut down over an hour ago. Tempers started to flare, as...
Pete And Joe Get Laid (Second Stab At Humor In Sex)
"Joe has a string of failed plans to get laid, always dragging his friend Pete into it. Until..."
Pete and Joe have been friends all their lives. As such, they have shared quite a bit in the 30 or so odd years they have known each other. They shared a neighborhood. They shared a school. They shared friends....
Flight Lessons
"Learning to fly is even more fun when your instructor is hot and adventurous."
After my divorce following nearly twenty years of marriage, I settled into a condo in Central New Jersey. The combination of not having a wife and the freedom of condo living gave me newfound opportunity. The time saved by not...
Lura falls in Love
"Don't read the end of the story first"
My house is the last in the block, in fact, it is the last house of the street. Here the paving stops and the street turns into a dirt road. No wonder then that there is hardly any traffic. From...
I’m Only Sleeping
"Wife behaves strangely and husband reaps the reward."
Life can be quite predictable, for short periods of time. Every so often, something happens that you never expected, or anticipated. I never dared dream I'd be eating Annie's pussy, and certainly not with my wife's blessing. A little over...