"In the 1937 film of the same name Cary Grant didn't cum on Irene Dunne's face."
I thought that the world would tumble down around my ears when I told my wife the awful truth. It's strange how reality is sometimes such a relieving disappointment compared to our worst imaginings. Contrary to my anxious visions, there...
"The fucking and sucking begin at last... not to mention a game of Total Indulgence."
Once the bed was covered with fluffy bath-towels, Vanessa jumped on it and lay with her legs spread wide. “Look how wet you’ve got me,” she said, sliding a couple of fingers easily in and out of her pussy. “And...
"A nature story about a woodpecker and a wet beaver...."
Ah, Brandy, let me take you back to that first summer by the lake. I know that a memory of every pleasure that we shared is burned indelibly into your mind and your body, as it is with me. But...
"What better place than the bathtub for establishing the rules of an erotic utopia?"
The next day I had set up my easel on the beach outside my cottage and was once more attempting to paint a landscape that someone might actually want to buy. Once more I was failing miserably. My heart just...
"It sounded like a cruel joke, but it ended up being the sexiest birthday party Anita ever had."
"This time you've gone too far," said Anita. "I know you like to play little jokes on me on my birthday...but an appointment with Weight Watchers?" "It's not what you think," replied Tina with a meaningful smile. "Just ring that...
"Being stuck in traffic can be quite pleasant for a fellow with an active imagination."
Sam was startled — and annoyed — by the blaring of a car horn while he sat parked along with a thousand other drivers on Interstate 5. What exactly did this genius expect to accomplish by honking here when...
"Step In My Head, If You Dare"
Several days ago, things in my life took a most interesting, pleasurable turn for the better. I was blessed to make a new friend. She's the kind of woman men like me dream of their entire life from the moment...
"Nicki had many shortcomings as a nurse, but she sure excelled with her bedside manner."
"I hope that Matron doesn't notice that I'm late again," fretted Nicki as she hurried down the hospital corridor, the rubber soles of her shoes squeaking on the polished linoleum. "Nicki! In my office, this minute!" barked the voice she...
"In which Vanessa and I explore the erotic side of UV protection"
Vanessa's phone call woke me from a deep sleep. "You'd better stay up your end of the island for the next half hour," she warned me. "I'm going for a swim." "Thanks for the warning," I replied. No sooner had I...
"I get to see Vanessa nude for the first time."
"I'm writing a novel set during the Victorian era," Vanessa explained as I dried off my face and hair with the towel that she had handed me. "Wearing the right clothes helps me to imagine my way into the story.""So it's...