Avatar Nights
"Fantasy.. avatars at play"
At night the screens so dark they stay.. Do our avatars come out to play? Each of us is locked inside.. Our real personas they do hide.. Did VanGogh go really looking? To see what Chef has been up to...
humor
The Scheme
"How to get reluctant wives to swap partners"
It was the perfect day for a swim in the backyard pool of penny and Paul Wilson. He and his wife Penny had just finished a few laps and were stretched out in their lawn chairs, taking a well deserved...
Healthcare Reform (A nurse fantasy)
"Inspired by a recent doctor visit...the fifth Gary aka 67goat story..."
As I drove over to the new healthcare clinic, I was a bit apprehensive. I truly hate going to doctors. I usually only go to a doctor after I've either broken something or I am bleeding so profusely the blood...
Leave Me Hanging
"A poem about a chat session gone very wrong...yes, another poem...sorry..."
I started a chat with a girl online,Hoping to have me a really good time,Things started out pretty slow,Just some small talk after we said Hello,'After a while we picked up the pace,After my thoughts started to race,I started asking...
HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex
"At first, all the humans did was more of the mouth-to-mouth stuff, then the boat began to rock."
What the hell’s going on around here? Bronson (the Big-Mouth Bass), having just stuck his head above the bayou's calm surface, now stared, even more dumbfounded than usual, at the new arrivals. Why had those two in that fancy fishing...
The Age of Fantasy
"Novelty Poem"
At 10 your life begins and you don't seem to have a care..You soar to heights with your first kiss and fly where eagles dare..Then you notice different friends who have so many curves and curls..And wonder at these thoughts...
Pete And Joe Get Laid (Second Stab At Humor In Sex)
"Joe has a string of failed plans to get laid, always dragging his friend Pete into it. Until..."
Pete and Joe have been friends all their lives. As such, they have shared quite a bit in the 30 or so odd years they have known each other. They shared a neighborhood. They shared a school. They shared friends....
Flight Lessons
"Learning to fly is even more fun when your instructor is hot and adventurous."
After my divorce following nearly twenty years of marriage, I settled into a condo in Central New Jersey. The combination of not having a wife and the freedom of condo living gave me newfound opportunity. The time saved by not...
Locked Inside
"Locked Inside The Playboy Mansion And No Way Out."
As the eighties wore on my friend Rich's telephone business began to prosper. I stayed along for the ride and eventually became his partner. I had gone back to school nights at Rutgers to complete my degree in electrical engineering....