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Avatar Nights

"Fantasy.. avatars at play"

At night the screens so dark they stay.. Do our avatars come out to play? Each of us is locked inside.. Our real personas they do hide.. Did VanGogh go really looking? To see what Chef has been up to...

The Scheme

"How to get reluctant wives to swap partners"

It was the perfect day for a swim in the backyard pool of penny and Paul Wilson. He and his wife Penny had just finished a few laps and were stretched out in their lawn chairs, taking a well deserved...

Leave Me Hanging

"A poem about a chat session gone very wrong...yes, another poem...sorry..."

I started a chat with a girl online,Hoping to have me a really good time,Things started out pretty slow,Just some small talk after we said Hello,'After a while we picked up the pace,After my thoughts started to race,I started asking...

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex

"At first, all the humans did was more of the mouth-to-mouth stuff, then the boat began to rock."

What the hell’s going on around here? Bronson (the Big-Mouth Bass), having just stuck his head above the bayou's calm surface, now stared, even more dumbfounded than usual, at the new arrivals. Why had those two in that fancy fishing...

The Age of Fantasy

"Novelty Poem"

At 10 your life begins and you don't seem to have a care..You soar to heights with your first kiss and fly where eagles dare..Then you notice different friends who have so many curves and curls..And wonder at these thoughts...

Not Sure

"Poem"

I've spent my whole life being not sure.. doubts and conflicts generally took over my thoughts.. was this ok?.. was that ok?.. I sought approval from others as if confirmation would make it easier.. it never did.. my life has...