"Big thank you to all the friends who had helped me proofreading, editing this story."
Have I ever told you the tale of Snow White the Naughty Princess? No? Well, let’s get started. Once upon a time, there was a kingdom ruled by a great King and his beautiful Queen. One day, when the King...
"Lisa's exhibitionist plans go suddenly awry with the surprise guest nobody expected"
"I am as embarrassed about this as you." Lisa looked up at the tangled mess hovering at eye level. Two eyes on stalks protruded from the gyrating white tentacles. "I don't believe this." Lisa said in astonishment. "Believe me, I...
"I love going to nerd conventions. After this story, you'll understand why..."
I love going to anime conventions. Or comic book conventions. Really, any excuse to don awesome costumes and go nerd out with other geeks is awesome to me. I am an otaku, as the Japanese call it. I love to...
"A repeat performance leads to even greater thrills for a divorced man"
I came back inside and closed the door, and stood for a moment playing back Johanna’s last few remarks in my head. What had she said? “Don’t wait up?” What did that mean? That I should go to bed? “Leave...
"Carlotta hires a private dick to solve the mystery"
1 “I’m not hard-boiled, I’m just hard,” I said, adjusting my trousers. It was another one of those days in the naked city. “A hard man is good to find,” Carlotta said, adjusting her cleavage. In her case décolleté was...
"A parody of bad incest stories"
(Real) Author’s Note: This is not a parody of incest stories in general or the concept in general, and there are several incest stories that are quite good. It is only a parody of poorly written incest stories, of which...
"Our vacation starts with a good romantic tease in the sunshine of a Paris morning."
We had said goodbye to our new friends Friday at lunch before they all left for their homes. We had a leisurely dinner at the little bistro in the hotel that night. Our vacation together was starting and I was...
"A ride home with Santa has an adventurous twist"
“You do know that Santa’s in charge of the North Pole and all ofthe elves, right?” Jason said continuing our playful argument. “You’re nuts. Mrs. Claus is in complete control. The only reason Santa flies around in the sleigh is...
Everywhere I lookWomen all aroundEach perfect in their own way,They barely touch the ground.Sexy waitresses in blackAsk "What can I do for you?"Now if I answered thatI'd wind up black-and-blue.The cutie at the storeLikes my jokes and hairOh, the things I'd...
"A man overcomes an inability to perform oral sex."
I knew a chap who was quite pissedabout his bad cunnilinguswhen with his lovely blond-haired lass named Beth.For no matter how he triedwhen he was done poor Beth just sighed,“That didn’t do it, Horace!” in one breath.It mattered not his...