I once fell in love with a toy. The use of which gave me such joy. But the batteries died, And after I cried, I went out and got a real boy.The boy has a wonderful cock. With it, my...
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Taking the Boss
"She was his boss."
“What do you want?” she asked him as he entered. He smiled that smile that she knew would lead to no answer, as he leaned back to close the office door behind him. “You can’t do this to me.” Her...
Looking for Sex in outdoor places: a cautionary tale
"Boondocks or boudoir, for some it’s not an easy choice"
What a fucking fantastic fuck! Making love outdoors was even better than Angie had imagined. Sitting astride her lover, feeling the sun and wind on her flushed, tingling skin was such a turn-on. Everything around them seemed so peaceful and...
“You know I hate that shit, Jordan. Yeah, I know, so was the last one you set me up with, and we both know how well that turned out. I swear to god, if this guy turns out to be...
Nice Guys Finish Last – Pt 1
"The MILF at work piques my interest and a relationship develops."
Gabrielle was a doll. She was tall, good-looking, and smart. She was also funny. I had a crush on her within a couple of weeks of our first meeting. When I told her I enjoyed the company of attractive women...
In Search Of A Young Spud, I Mean Stud
"Damn autocorrect ruins another young woman's hopes and dreams..."
There once was a young gal, Who was so very shy, She joined a hot site, Hoping to meet a guy. It took her some time, To really get in the mix, She had to endure getting sent, Endless pictures...
Snow White the Naughtiest Princess
"Big thank you to all the friends who had helped me proofreading, editing this story."
Have I ever told you the tale of Snow White the Naughty Princess? No? Well, let’s get started. Once upon a time, there was a kingdom ruled by a great King and his beautiful Queen. One day, when the King...
Lisa is Touched by His Noodly Appendage
"Lisa's exhibitionist plans go suddenly awry with the surprise guest nobody expected"
"I am as embarrassed about this as you." Lisa looked up at the tangled mess hovering at eye level. Two eyes on stalks protruded from the gyrating white tentacles. "I don't believe this." Lisa said in astonishment. "Believe me, I...
You’ve Never Had This Much Fun At ComiCon!
"I love going to nerd conventions. After this story, you'll understand why..."
I love going to anime conventions. Or comic book conventions. Really, any excuse to don awesome costumes and go nerd out with other geeks is awesome to me. I am an otaku, as the Japanese call it. I love to...
Truth or Dare, Chapter 2
"A repeat performance leads to even greater thrills for a divorced man"
I came back inside and closed the door, and stood for a moment playing back Johanna’s last few remarks in my head. What had she said? “Don’t wait up?” What did that mean? That I should go to bed? “Leave...