"...salivating for some sexual solution"
Here you come with your scintillating simper and yourslow sanguine swagger attempting tostop my sumptuous sauntering stilettos and send me salivating for some sexual solution. “Baby, can I have some?” you ask in a pitiful way. I find your assortedsensual...
"The shower was hot and so was she"
“This is the woman’s bathroom! You need to get out!” I heard a lady saying from inside a shower. The bathroom was empty, and I was wondering who she was talking to. I had been thinking, whoa these showers are...
The next morning, Teaghan walked across the garden towards the house. She passed the hired clean up crew as they tidied the grounds after the party. They had their work cut out for them but they went about their business...
"Erotic Parody of Dr Suess - Green Eggs and Ham"
With sincere apologies to Dr. Seuss and all his fans, I would like to present this, a parody or spoof if you will, on “Green Eggs and Ham” That Pretty Lass!That Pretty Lass!I do not likethat Pretty Lass. Do you...
At 2:15 in the morning, Teaghan couldn't think of anything more obnoxious than the sound of an incoming cellphone call. Whether it be the thrashing thrum of “car collision” music, or the velvety voice of the sexiest crooner, or the...
"Analogous journey of five explorers"
They start their trek Within the forest so thickMoving onward in their questTheir pace not too quick. Traversing ahead and downThe journey of five slowsPausing briefly the restNear an opening below. Continuing on their tripDescend to small valleyFirst destination in...
"Vasily comes calling on Carie with his special ticket"
Carie had just stuffed the last corner of toast with honey into her mouth when she heard a knock on her door. She frowned. It was supposed to be a lazy Sunday morning. All she wanted to do was go...
"At 32,000 feet, everyone has a different theory."
I have this theory about flight. I think there’s this great, cosmic deity. Not religious or anything, just cosmic, that moves planes through the sky like a small child moves toy cars. Everything’s fine as long as he’s interested. But...
He mounts his fastest steadA caped rider off in the night He as little time too wasteRiding with purpose at midnight. He brings his ride to a haltThe first house is that of GwenRavages her on the tableThere's little time...
"A new twist to an old limerick"
A vacation I needed with some restTo ocean I went, stayed at the bestThe air was cleanPretty girls I've seenThey all have such pretty nice chests. I then met a lovely local lassBig old titties and cute lil assIt didn’t...