"Naked man with yellow glow stick glued to his crotch breaks four minute mile."
Josh was desperate to get Veronica another job. The female redheaded double-breasted mattress thrasher worked in an adult bookstore. By the end of the day she was so desensitized to sex she wanted nothing to do with it. She read...
"The meat missile was rising on its launch vehicle."
The next day Josh stopped by the convenience store for cigarettes on the way home again. Eventually I’ll have to start buying my own. He had stripped to white boxer briefs with a picture of the Green Lantern on them....
"I can see that you're randy, but what's your name?"
Randy had joined a gym downtown. He was addicted to working out, the way Josh was to cigarettes. One evening, out on the patio, he asked me if I wanted to go work out with him the next day. I...
"Did you enjoy last night?"
I woke up the next morning to find myself in bed alone. I got up,brushed my teeth, put on some underwear, and walked to the kitchen. I thought I had smelled coffee. Randy and Paul were at the kitchen table...
"Naked traffic stop caught on dash cam. Mixup in the bedroom. Play the cards you got."
The weekend after Lucy’s first visit Josh and I went downtown hoo-hah hunting. Dance clubs were not my thing, and bars weren’t Josh’s. We probably should have sorted that shit out before we left the house. My elderly two-door Ford...
"Cynthia's been holding a grudge since highschool and now she's teaching Daddy a lesson."
I had been dating Tim almost two years before he felt it was time for me to be introduced to his daughter, Cynthia and I was nervous about meeting my lover's only child. Although Tim had been out for almost...
"Eat your heart out, Mr. Rogers"
Shortly after we moved in, we went roving around our clothing-optional neighborhood. We just knew there would be gorgeous young naked chicks on every corner begging for us to satisfy their lustful needs. Think again. In a clothing optional environment,...
"Susanna assures Jason he is more than a conduit to Kevin."
“That was quick,” Shayla said from the recliner in the den as Jason entered. “Did you and Susanna do it already?”Jason shook his head. “You need to tell me what’s going on, Shayla. You know I love you. Why is...
"Shayla seeks to expand the family."
When Kevin arrived home after a mid-July excursion to buy a new weed whacker, Jason sat in the den with a beer and the TV remote.“Our wife would like you to attend her on the pool deck,” he said, grinning.“What...
"There's love, life, and sex. Shayla wants it all."
“Love,” Shayla said as she busied herself setting out plates on the kitchen table, “is what you and I have together. It’s more than just a feeling. It is a connection, unique and special.”“Okay,” Kevin responded unsurely. “And how does...