Pretty Lass

"Erotic Parody of Dr Suess - Green Eggs and Ham"

With sincere apologies to Dr. Seuss and all his fans, I would like to present this, a parody or spoof if you will, on “Green Eggs and Ham” That Pretty Lass!That Pretty Lass!I do not likethat Pretty Lass. Do you...

Theories of Flight

"At 32,000 feet, everyone has a different theory."

I have this theory about flight. I think there’s this great, cosmic deity. Not religious or anything, just cosmic, that moves planes through the sky like a small child moves toy cars. Everything’s fine as long as he’s interested. But...

He mounts his fastest steadA caped rider off in the night He as little time too wasteRiding with purpose at midnight. He brings his ride to a haltThe first house is that of GwenRavages her on the tableThere's little time...

The Girl I Married?

"A new twist to an old limerick"

A vacation I needed with some restTo ocean I went, stayed at the bestThe air was cleanPretty girls I've seenThey all have such pretty nice chests. I then met a lovely local lassBig old titties and cute lil assIt didn’t...

A Get-Away Weekend – Part 2

"Our couple enjoys the freedom of their get-away weekend with more wonderful sex."

The evening was delightful. Our friends had been waiting for our arrival and had everything prepared in advance. Although you offered to help in the kitchen you were instructed to sit down and relax. We were served cocktails as the...