"It's Carie's turn to use her golden ticket."
Sunday morning... There were very few things in life that surprised Vasily anymore, and fewer things that got a rise out of him. Snow in June, zombies on bicycles, flying pigs...none of those would give him pause. If you Googled...
"Nine Inches Dot Cum"
The campus newspaper headline said it all: “RIOT IN THE DORM!” This had started a couple of days ago. Several of us discovered that our class schedules gave us an hour off at mid-day, all near Freud Hall. (The psych...
"Cassidy finds herself stuck on a train with a sexy stranger."
My heart pounds in my chest as she walks by. The smell of her perfume fills my nostrils as she struts past me, hips swaying with every step. Her eyes dart to mine, just like every other day. My palms...
"Get your black ass over here"
Late in the summer I was sitting in a lounge talking with one of The Twins. She had a great story to tell. Walden, the donkey-schlong guy from my swimming class, had visited the campus to audition for nude modeling...
"Summertime, and the livin' is easy."
The day after finals everyone but me left for home. I had taken a job at the college running the extensive sprinkler system. Each sprinkler had to be turned on and off at designated times, and the whole operation took...
"Shaquille O’Neal is tall; this skirt was short."
Sonja called me at work. She wanted to go out for lunch. “What should I wear?” I asked her. I was already getting hard thinking about driving around the city naked and maybe skinny-dipping in a public fountain. “Whatever, it...
"Sonja: Some of the guys' swizzle sticks were very impressive."
After the flavored condom adventure, Veronica treated Josh out to drinks at her various customers for three nights running. The first night was at a Greek restaurant that served all sorts of Greek food and specialized in ouzo. Lydia and...
"Naked man with yellow glow stick glued to his crotch breaks four minute mile."
Josh was desperate to get Veronica another job. The female redheaded double-breasted mattress thrasher worked in an adult bookstore. By the end of the day she was so desensitized to sex she wanted nothing to do with it. She read...
"The meat missile was rising on its launch vehicle."
The next day Josh stopped by the convenience store for cigarettes on the way home again. Eventually I’ll have to start buying my own. He had stripped to white boxer briefs with a picture of the Green Lantern on them....
"I can see that you're randy, but what's your name?"
Randy had joined a gym downtown. He was addicted to working out, the way Josh was to cigarettes. One evening, out on the patio, he asked me if I wanted to go work out with him the next day. I...