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Pussy Playlist
"Ladies and gentlemen, what songs are on your pussy playlist?"
Savoring remnants of yoursweet emulsionextracted from our daily head ritual, I express one little ole special request.Bae, would you upload your playliston my pussy? Please, strike a pop pace first. No metronome required. The thump of your heartbeat sets the...
Natural Beauty Part 3 – A Night At The Circus
"After her date went awfully wrong, Ellen continued her evening alone and got a wonderful surprise..."
As the driver navigated the short distance to the circus ground, Ellen took the opportunity to re-touch her make up. She tilted her compact mirror this way and that as she reapplied her lipstick, powdered her face and aimed eye...
A bored housewife’s amusing tale
"Funny thing that happened one day"
Life was a bit mundane for Tracy. She was married for about thirteen years. She was a wife, mother, daughter, friend, sister. But she felt very alone. Things were okay with her marriage. They had great sex, but did struggle...
Romance for Lushies
"humorous look at romance"
You sit there facing me fingering your slit I'm stroking my cock, you're giving me fits. Your fingers reach inside you then come to your lips. I start stroking faster, I stare at your tits. You lick off your juices...
The Apocalypse… Or Is It?
"The end of the world is never what we could ever imagine it to be"
The winds howled through the night, its high pitched screech squealing through the shattered windows on the very top of the skyscraper. Desolate and decrepit, the building looked like it had been many years since it was last tended to...
“How’s my sexy man tonight?” The delicate feminine voice wafted into my ear on a warm moist breath, barely audible above the unruly clamor in the pub. The speaker’s soft lips grazed my lobe as they formed the words. Soft...
Astronaut
"Astronaut Mike Lettersworth jacks off in front of an audience."
Michael looked okay just then. He had done his gravity training exercise an hour ago, just before his craft had been ensnared by the sun. It was a deadly trajectory. Mission control was trying out something to establish a line...
Opening the computer and sitting down to relax. I tap on a few keys and enter the world hidden from view. It is a world where reality can cease to exist, or can coexist. The world of fantasy and reality....
Apartment Eight Has A Golden Ticket
"It's Carie's turn to use her golden ticket."
Sunday morning... There were very few things in life that surprised Vasily anymore, and fewer things that got a rise out of him. Snow in June, zombies on bicycles, flying pigs...none of those would give him pause. If you Googled...