"Holiday Song Parody"
Dashing down the hallClothes flying at the bayO'er the bed I fallScreaming all the wayYells echoing do ringMaking spirits brightWhat fun it is to scream and singA cumming song tonightOh, Tingle yells, tingle yellsTingling all the wayOh, what fun it...
Exactingness, that’s what it is...when you suffuse mysensibilities withyour lusty language withoutany immediateintent on givingthat which youdescribe so vividly. Exactingness, that’s what it is...when you serenade my sensuality with your mental licksand kisseswithout anysense of urgency -zero intentof followingthrough in...
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"There's nothing wrong with sucking dick unless..."
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Chapter 8 Emily felt herself pressed up against the tile in the shower. Richard leaned into her back, his lips sucking and kissing at the base of her neck as the warm water cascaded over the two of them. “Again?”...
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"Sometimes, not reacting to quickly is the smart way to go."
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