The Tale Of Captain Blackheart And The Squirting Siren

"A horny mermaid travels to the surface and finds her match aboard a pirate ship."

Deep in the Pacific Ocean, Swirlia Sea Angel tenderly raked her long flowing hair with a hermit crab. She sighed, setting the sweet animal down and thanking him with a nod and a wink. The crab waved his tiny claw...

Dirty Bird

"A parrot joins in with two former roommates."

“Dawn, what a beautiful home, on a street full of beautiful homes,” said Rhonda as they parked in Dawn’s driveway.“Thank you. It’s a long way from that dive we rented in college, huh?”“A looong fucking way. Whoops, I don’t usually...

The Sarcasm Society Duo Meet

"Me? Use sarcasm? Never!"

Recently, I was in line to get some coffee. The store was busy, and it caused people to be packed in like sardines. In front of me was a woman who appeared to be going to or returning from a...

The Blowjob You’re Not Getting

"You're imagining it, aren't you? Uh-huh, one hand massaging your balls, the other holding your shaft as I slide your bulbous head between my lips. It's not happening!"

His cock was still hard moving around in a circular motion, cum dribbling down its underside as I stood in front of him looking down. His naked torso was covered in his seed including his chin, mouth, eyes, and hair....

Titillature: The Rambling, Erotic Musings of a Redhead

"My readers always make me feel like a best-selling author of erotica."

It’s a guilty pleasure knowing that the words flowing out of my mind, through my fingers, and onto the screen produce a certain titillation that keeps readers coming back for more. That feeling of turning a person on with my...