"He would like to make the sad clown happy."
I sat at the kids table, sipping punch from an impossibly small cup when Pipsy the Clown entered. Her painted green smile hung from ear to ear and a small rubber ball clung for life at the tip of her...
"Valerie Greene is now between jobs... and other things."
I am running. On the run. Again. My lungs are two loaves of agony in my heaving chest, screaming curses at me with every gasp of air. My legs pump me forward even though they are full of lead and...
"Action rises on our spaceship..."
In the end, I don’t really get to ask Rune too many questions at that time because he distracts me with wet kisses (we’re still in the shower, you see), and then I have my mouth otherwise full for a...
"Continued, erotic adventures of Peen"
Peen opened his eyes and grunted up at the bright light above him. "Aye?" he questioned. Then he winced and tried to swallow. The overhead fluorescent light crackled."You're fine, sir. You're just coming awake. It went well. We got rid...
"Bo hoped Lisa’s free spirit would soar on their getaway, but Lisa had a few ideas of her of her own."
Lisa Stilton stood next to a parapet of the old castle overlooking a snow covered foreign city. She reminded Bo of the skier, Lindsey Vonn, who hailed from their own country. Or perhaps Lisa was a little Dutch girl with...
"One human and two aliens walk out of a bar on Vurn X'lora 15..."
So the Dryth appear to be Time Lords, or maybe they raided Gallifrey and took the TARDIS with them. In any case, far as I can tell, their ship is much bigger on the inside than it has any right...
"It's been nine long days since an alien walked into a bar on Vurn X'lora 15..."
Ugh. Colleagues are the same everywhere.It’s a disillusioning discovery that cattiness, in-fighting, workplace bullying and backstabbing are a thing everywhere in the universe. Even when the boss is a literal bag of slime.I mean, everyone has the kind of colleagues...
"Flat mates enjoy group session"
"Well, what do you think? Better or worse?"She looked up and grinned at him."Better, definitely better. I like the fact that it's got some bounce in it. The last one acted like a damper and just made it so much...
"More than just the turkey gets stuffed on an October holiday"
It was cool, crisp October day. The sky was a light blue with only a few wisps of white clouds fluttering about. The leaves, turning gold, yellow and red, put on a display as we travelled the highway to my parent's house.It...
April called, “Come in,” and for the third time in two weeks Brenda Valois stuck her head around the door, her pert nose and light blue eyes as always making April wish she were ten years younger.“Are you busy, Dr....