"“I don't wear a pointy hat or own a black cat or cast spells in a cauldron.”"
“You gotta catch them all.”“How many is enough?”“Whatever fits in your basket.”As the three of us milled about in the freshly-mowed grass, I surveyed the park filled with hundreds of rambunctious children, and a few determined adults, searching high and...
"What are you wearing, baby?"
You sent me a love poem,I loved what you said. Then I found out it was meantfor someone else instead. When you sent the message,You were a bit under the weather. It was a twist of fateThat brought us together.I wish you weren’t a...
"“Is satisfaction all that you are searching for?” “Sometimes I like surprises.”"
“Dinner was… unexpected.”“You didn't like the stew.”“I really liked the stew,” I told him honestly, as we stood in the open doorway of my apartment. We lowered our voices so we wouldn't disturb the neighbors. “I’m glad you brought it....
"Light flash fiction about a bigot and an aphrodisiac"
The reporter looked away from me, glancing at her notes in right hand. “Afternoon,” I called, seating myself and adjusting the chair in front of the television cameras.She nodded at me, turned to the first camera and delivered a short...
"If you want something badly enough..."
The clock says midnight will be here soon,Almost time for the ladies to swoon. Everyone’s eyes subtly scanning the room,Seeking the one they wish to kiss soon. I see you standing on the far side,You caught me gazing at you doe-eyed, I’ve only...
"He would like to make the sad clown happy."
I sat at the kids table, sipping punch from an impossibly small cup when Pipsy the Clown entered. Her painted green smile hung from ear to ear and a small rubber ball clung for life at the tip of her...
"Valerie Greene is now between jobs... and other things."
I am running. On the run. Again. My lungs are two loaves of agony in my heaving chest, screaming curses at me with every gasp of air. My legs pump me forward even though they are full of lead and...
"Action rises on our spaceship..."
In the end, I don’t really get to ask Rune too many questions at that time because he distracts me with wet kisses (we’re still in the shower, you see), and then I have my mouth otherwise full for a...
"Continued, erotic adventures of Peen"
Peen opened his eyes and grunted up at the bright light above him. "Aye?" he questioned. Then he winced and tried to swallow. The overhead fluorescent light crackled."You're fine, sir. You're just coming awake. It went well. We got rid...
"Bo hoped Lisa’s free spirit would soar on their getaway, but Lisa had a few ideas of her of her own."
Lisa Stilton stood next to a parapet of the old castle overlooking a snow covered foreign city. She reminded Bo of the skier, Lindsey Vonn, who hailed from their own country. Or perhaps Lisa was a little Dutch girl with...