"Leprechaun writes a letter to Prudence, a sex advice columnist."
Dear Prudence,I don’t usually write to advice columnists– actually I don’t even usually read your column– but I don’t know where else to turn. And it’s not just because the problem is sexual... well, it’s not really sexual... but it’s...
"An American woman goes to Ireland in search of the mythical werewolf"
The moon was full. The moors were empty. Inside the 'Rick and the Baker' pub, villagers milled about nervously, listening to the feral howls that sliced through the fog like razor-sharp talons. Even the most macho Irishman seemed jittery, even...
"Her tongue led her to romance and just as quickly to loss."
Friday night in Anytown, USA. High school football is king for students and former jocks lying about their glory days on the gridiron. (What the fuck is a gridiron?) Since I know more about quantum physics than football the local...
"Dead batteries at most inopportune time leads to supermarket shenanigans"
Greetings from checkout #5 at my local supermarket. A more frenzied woman you will never meet. What began as simply checking an email led me here, dressed like a Goodwill Store supermodel in cutoff jeans and a Bengals tee. My...
"Hannah had to know if the carpet matched the drapes.."
"What the fuck are you staring at, bitch?" The strange girl sitting next to me at the bar growled, clearly not happy about my staring at her."Your... um, hair," I choked out nervously. "So what about it?" she said, her tone...
"A young man's world is turned upside down by voyeuristic acts, all while camping with his family."
She stood there in the water, just floating. She would periodically lower herself down so the water would rise up above her lips and up to her nose, leaving just her hazel eyes exposed. “Aren’t you hot?” Reese asked me.“Hot?” I...
"A Southern belle is accidentally glued to Sybian sex saddle"
I remember the night of my epiphany, feeling much like Columbus when he discovered Ohio. I'm Chlamydia Burns, a southern gal from Chatanooga working as an Olive Garden server, befitting my Vanderbilt education. But enough about me. I'm thirty-six, single, ...
"I walk into the mannequin sex bar..."
I walked into the mannequin sex bar one night. As usual, my favorite bartender waved me over for a complimentary drink. I’ve known him for years. I'm a guy in my forties. The grunting noises from the other guests were...
"A young man's world is turned upside down by voyeuristic acts, all while camping with his family."
Ben and Amelie started to collect themselves and reassemble their clothes on their now naked bodies. There was an awkward silence in the air. So awkward you could almost hear it. At the moment I didn’t know what to think....
