"NASA astronauts search for life on Planet X"
T minus thirty seconds to launch.The fearful countdown had resumed for our spacecraft, the Edward D. Wood. Our mission was to search for intelligent life on Planet X in the far-off Duck Dodgers galaxy. It wasn't my first mission but...
"How do you not go insane while in isolation?"
The year 2020 changed many things in our world and our lives. The word isolation took on a new meaning. Previously it had been used mainly in hospitals and in prisons. At the start of 2020, the major part of...
"A woman suffering cabin fever decides to host sex toy parties during lockdown in NYC"
"Bring out your dead!"The cries rang up from the street into my Brooklyn apartment, Now while that was humorous in a Python film, here in the real COVID-19 world it was horrifying. The USS Comfort, a naval hospital ship which...
"My vacation goes viral and I get hot and sticky down under..."
Bored, bored, bored; I was so fucking over the endless Ohio winter. And then the boiler failed and I was even more bored, being frozen does that to you. This was peak tedium, ten on the boredom Richter Scale, even...
"Rob meets meets his online companion in a one-night rendezvous that has high expectations."
In the words of the immortal Clark W. Griswold, “This is crazy! This is crazy! This is crazy!”What the fuck am I doing?I had just flown halfway across the world to hook up with a chick that I barely know.She...
"What rabbits do with their time off when not starring in cartoons or handing out Eater candy"
Our bunny tale begins at the Bunny Club, an exclusive club for famous rabbits. We are not allowed to reveal their names due to their status and a phobia for lawyers. The club was started by Hugo Bunnifer, who made...
"Got Shanghaied in Shanghai!"
I was flying into Shanghai for a business conference and still felt like shit from the giardia I contracted on the last leg of my hiking trip through Nepal.Not to mention that I was shaken by the turbulent ride over...
"A surprise snow day leads to more surprises for lesbian teacher"
6:59 A.M. The radio alarm jarred her angrily awake, as always. It was set to the hip hop station to force her to get up immediately and switch off the the fucking racket before leaping like a wounded gazelle from...
"Valentine's Day can bring out the sadness for many, one lonely lesbian in particular"
It was a dark and dreary February night as I drove home, fitting my mood. It was Valentine's Day, my least favorite day of the year. A day championed by Hallmark to peddle overpriced, sappy cards to the gullible masses...
