"Love letters on the Pony Express"
October 14th, 1860My Dearest Josephine,The journey was arduous over the Sierra’s, but I made it to Sacramento in just over a month. I cannot say an exact date for my return. As I stepped from my mount upon arriving and...
"A devastating breakup in a poppy field"
In this poppy field we shared our first kiss and lick. The chanting of the children in the adjacent cornfield drowned out our mutual pleading. Months later we parted in the same field. I rationalized my tears as allergies. Another transparent...
"Aubrey and Geoff go to the movies, but Aubrey can't keep her hands to herself."
“What can I get you?” the acne-riddled teenager behind the counter asked. Aubrey looked at me, waiting for my response.“Whatever you want, go nuts,” I smiled.“We want a giant bucket of popcorn, a bag of Sour Patch Kids, a small...
"Sammi is thrown together with her hot boss"
Sammi pulled the parking brake and opened the car door as her phone rang.'Hey,' she said, as she reached the back her her car, opening the trunk.'Sams,' the voice on the other end said. 'Can I ask you a question?''Sure.'...
"A man gets lost in the woods and receives help (and head) from a fairy."
So there I was, backpacking through Europe like every other early twenty-something, when lo-and-behold I got myself lost. That’s pretty normal for me. Ever since I was a kid, I got easily distracted by the most mundane things in the...
"NASA astronauts search for life on Planet X"
T minus thirty seconds to launch.The fearful countdown had resumed for our spacecraft, the Edward D. Wood. Our mission was to search for intelligent life on Planet X in the far-off Duck Dodgers galaxy. It wasn't my first mission but...
"How do you not go insane while in isolation?"
The year 2020 changed many things in our world and our lives. The word isolation took on a new meaning. Previously it had been used mainly in hospitals and in prisons. At the start of 2020, the major part of...
"A woman suffering cabin fever decides to host sex toy parties during lockdown in NYC"
"Bring out your dead!"The cries rang up from the street into my Brooklyn apartment, Now while that was humorous in a Python film, here in the real COVID-19 world it was horrifying. The USS Comfort, a naval hospital ship which...
"My vacation goes viral and I get hot and sticky down under..."
Bored, bored, bored; I was so fucking over the endless Ohio winter. And then the boiler failed and I was even more bored, being frozen does that to you. This was peak tedium, ten on the boredom Richter Scale, even...
"Rob meets meets his online companion in a one-night rendezvous that has high expectations."
In the words of the immortal Clark W. Griswold, “This is crazy! This is crazy! This is crazy!”What the fuck am I doing?I had just flown halfway across the world to hook up with a chick that I barely know.She...