"Solve a cum-filled mystery of larceny, treachery and lechery. No vegetables were harmed in the writing of this story. Adult supervision advised."
Josie Vendredi, the hotel detective, met the insurance investigator, Jill Cannon, outside of the honeymoon suite crime scene. “Brace yourself,” she told her associate. “The walls. Everywhere. I’ve never seen anything that bad.” Vendredi looked at Cannon. Cannon looked at...
“Honestly, doctor, I think it’s highly inappropriate for you to show me something like that.”“If you say so. But as I explained, these pictures are a valuable way of evaluating your frame of mind. And then we’ll conclude our session...
"A unique way of losing it?"
I heard the doorbell buzz.There was an abrupt silence in the room; even though my mind was screaming at me, was I ready for this?With a sudden air of panic, I looked at Brenda and then Paula.Buzz… Buzz…“My dear, aren’t...
"In a world where pleasure is forbidden, one man's mighty member becomes the tool of revolution."
In the year 2069, humanity stood at the precipice of sexual extinction. The Great Cock Blockade of 2040 had left the world blue-balled and desperate. But from the depths of this frustration, a hero emerged.Maximus Thrustworthy, a man blessed with...
"Telling stories."
It was a glorious midsummer’s night. While the band in the gazebo happily played “Alexander’s Ragtime Band,” Bob and Raylene spread their blanket on the lawn. From the picnic basket, Bob took their bottle of red wine and two plastic...
"Mallory's new boyfriend and her loving pussy."
"Yes, oh god yes! Don't you dare stop! Harder! Fuck yes!"Mille was lying in her bed, her head perked up, listening to Mallory shouting her pleasure. She made no secret that she was jealous; the old comfortable chair showed it....
"Sometimes, it's all about how you earn success!"
Chapter Twenty-Three...Thursday Afternoon…Focusing on the sliding door that opened onto the small balcony, I watched wind-driven rain splatter against the glass. Outside, gusting wind, heavy rain and dark grey skies mirrored my mood exactly. Inside, I tried to keep a...
"Whore hard but keep a low profile..."
Chapter Twenty-One...The Present... Tuesday...After I changed clothes, I caught a taxi from my apartment to the hotel where I was to give a Nooner to my first client. In the taxi, I called Danny to test out his new Bluetooth....
"Hal mets a succubus who is a docent at the art museum. She shows him around."
She was a docent at the art museum. Her name tag read "AGRAT." Hal was an assistant director at the museum. He asked her about the unusual name."It’s an old family name," she said.That evening, out of curiosity, Hal looked...
