En garde!

"All for cum and cum for all!"

“Prêt? Allez!”Breeches fell, swords were drawn from soft scabbards, and they met - thrust, parry, thrust!Porthos’ purple point grazed Aramis’. Grips tightened, drawn together, corps-à-corps. Lips mashed, moustaches tangled. Their duelling pink épées wrestled in their fist-sheath.D’Artagnan watched from his...

Three Witches

"Who'll be the "lucky" guy selected to service the witch sisters this year?"

As All Hallows Eve approached, three witches gathered in a clearing deep within the forest.“This is my year to choose, and I shall select a man with a large cock,” said the blonde. “Last year’s man was too small for...

The Totally Accidental Time-Tripper 2: Double or Nothin’

"Charise is back in the 80's and in (double) trouble at the porno shoot"

“Boo!”Charise jerked forward in her chair, bumped from behind. She sputtered and spat up the soda she had just sipped, spritzing it on her desk and legs. “Dunlop! You asshole!”“Apologies, Charise,” the professor chuckled. The white-haired, wrinkled kook backed up...