"Sometimes, spelling really does matter."
“FUUUCKK!!!”Both women came together, squirting into the candlelit pentangle to conclude the eight-hour black mass. Sulphuric smoke billowed out, and a huge, red figure appeared in the centre.“Hail Satan!” Tara began. “We–”“Ho! Ho! Ho!” the figure intoned.“What? Give me the...
Strumming herself to thoughts of her neighbor, Lydia's on the brink of orgasm when–The doorbell.It's him, wanting sugar.'Oh, sure Lloyd!'As she leads him to the kitchen, Alfie the cockatoo beats his wings. ‘Sure Lloyd!’ he shrieks. ‘Woo-hoo!’'I never know what...
"All for cum and cum for all!"
“Prêt? Allez!”Breeches fell, swords were drawn from soft scabbards, and they met - thrust, parry, thrust!Porthos’ purple point grazed Aramis’. Grips tightened, drawn together, corps-à-corps. Lips mashed, moustaches tangled. Their duelling pink épées wrestled in their fist-sheath.D’Artagnan watched from his...
"This might be my weirdest story yet"
"So, Blake, if you could fuck any of the Disney Princesses who would you pick?" Chris asked before taking a large chug of Surge and burping.These were our usual school lunch conversations. It was always full of 'would you rather'...
"I moaned and we watched each other."
I look around my studio taking it all in. I had converted my living room into my art space. It’s the best room with natural light. I share a two-story house with my brother and his wife. They’re upstairs and I’m...
"Proceed with caution..."
We had a good sex life, or so I thought. I always started with a kiss and threw in some titty sucks before poking her. Within the height of our glorious passion, my ears heard good feedback - one of two well-placed Ohs and...
"Jeanie gets her wish"
“Jeanie,” her dad called, “Can you run these plans over to Mr. Austin?”I was on the job with my dad. It was summer, school was out and I had nothing else to do. All my friends were gone on vacation....
"Legend, myth,"
It was a dark and stormy night. I was reminded of that fact by a beagle glaring down at me, hunched over like a vulture, perched on the porch of my destination. I pulled my raspberry beret down snugly for...
"Who'll be the "lucky" guy selected to service the witch sisters this year?"
As All Hallows Eve approached, three witches gathered in a clearing deep within the forest.“This is my year to choose, and I shall select a man with a large cock,” said the blonde. “Last year’s man was too small for...
"A ghost story told from the ghost’s point of view"
David Chamber approached the Halloween party very carefully. After all, he wasn’t invited and he wasn’t sure what kind of party this would be. It might be a bunch of young kids, in which case he would leave immediately. It...
