"A chubby chaser finds his dream girl at the Milky Way Bar"
Being Payday I went to the Mars BarFor a Valentines drink, perhaps a Bud. Instead of staying home, fiercely pounding my pud. Then I spotted her with ass wide as a car As a chubby chaser I loved her girth With a manly nod...
"Two longtime friends reunite. Each harboring a secret side"
Mandy and I had been friends since elementary school. Playing and cheering together. Commiserating over toxic relationships. Even going away to college together. Now in our early thirties, we had drifted apart with emails our only communication. Mandy moved to...
"He tried to embarrass her, now she had to punish him."
I am writing this while I am using a stand-up desk. The following story will explain why I am standing today and why I am being extra gentle when I sit down.I have to admit, having a Friday off of...
Three minutes into the job interview my eyes goggled as she stared fixedly at me. I thought, “What the hell? No! I’d never live it down.” My face blushed in a sudden flush of embarrassment as blood rushed to both...
"An actress wannabe returns home seeking revenge on the woman who done her family wrong."
Being 2020, my Christmas wish to Santa had to be less frivolous than my normal request for a night with Mila Kunis. This year I would wish for the ability to avenge my most tragic loss. Many years ago my...
"Sometimes, spelling really does matter."
“FUUUCKK!!!”Both women came together, squirting into the candlelit pentangle to conclude the eight-hour black mass. Sulphuric smoke billowed out, and a huge, red figure appeared in the centre.“Hail Satan!” Tara began. “We–”“Ho! Ho! Ho!” the figure intoned.“What? Give me the...
Strumming herself to thoughts of her neighbor, Lydia's on the brink of orgasm when–The doorbell.It's him, wanting sugar.'Oh, sure Lloyd!'As she leads him to the kitchen, Alfie the cockatoo beats his wings. ‘Sure Lloyd!’ he shrieks. ‘Woo-hoo!’'I never know what...
"All for cum and cum for all!"
“Prêt? Allez!”Breeches fell, swords were drawn from soft scabbards, and they met - thrust, parry, thrust!Porthos’ purple point grazed Aramis’. Grips tightened, drawn together, corps-à-corps. Lips mashed, moustaches tangled. Their duelling pink épées wrestled in their fist-sheath.D’Artagnan watched from his...
"This might be my weirdest story yet"
"So, Blake, if you could fuck any of the Disney Princesses who would you pick?" Chris asked before taking a large chug of Surge and burping.These were our usual school lunch conversations. It was always full of 'would you rather'...
"I moaned and we watched each other."
I look around my studio taking it all in. I had converted my living room into my art space. It’s the best room with natural light. I share a two-story house with my brother and his wife. They’re upstairs and I’m...
