humor
Emperor Thrinklebopple Takes An Empress, and They Have Sex
"Emperor Thrinklebopple of USA takes an Empress and they have sex. You gonna eat that burger?"
The Tale of Emperor Wallace ThrinkleboppleThe weather was warm and the sky was clear as an unmarked white van drove into the town square. A figure emerged from the driver's side; he was dressed in an opulent uniform consisting of...
Netflix and Chill
"Two friends let the cat out of the bag"
“You’re right, Guantanamo Bay is the much stronger film,” Beth said, leaning forward to take her glass from the coffee table. She sat back into the couch, crossing her legs towards me, the hem of her blue wrap dress sliding...
Have Some Mercy on a Guy
"Sometimes the gander needs a lesson on what the goose doesn’t like."
Have some mercy on a guy. I mean, it's bad enough you have those big tits, but where did you find that t-shirt, in the box with your old junior high stuff? Half your tits are popping out of the scoop...
Sweet As Candy
"Twin brothers, Peter and Paul, secretly double-team Joy, a grateful bit-o-honey."
Paul Marrs walked through the door to the apartment he shared with his identical twin brother, Peter. “Hey, Bro,” he called out as he put down his briefcase and went to the fridge for a cold beer.Peter yelled back, “Hey,...
Butterball Hotline
"When cooking gets sexy...."
Caller: “Hello?”119 Operator: “Hello! Happy holidays and thank you for choosing Butterball Turkey! What’s your emergency?”Caller: “Why would you think there’s an emergency?”Operator: “It’s Christmas Eve, sir. Why else would you be calling a turkey company?”Caller: “Well, you’re so right,...
Peen Goes For A Foolish Swim
"Continued, erotic adventures of Peen"
Peen stared at the large sign above the entrance to the swimming pool. It stated emphatically in bold red letters "Adult Members Only. Open at 10:00 O'clock." He checked the time and grinned noting it was just 9:30. He gave a flick of his...
Gillian’s Isle
"A ship of fools. You must decide who was the biggest fool. Hopefully not the Author."
My name is Gillian. I am the captain of a yacht called the Squirter. I am not your typical crusty ole ship captain. Most men and some women find me attractive if I may be so bold. I am blonde,...
The Craven
"With apologies to Edgar Allen Poe"
Once upon a midnight beery, while I stressed out, drunk and weary, In my one-room flat so dreary, a floor above a liquor store.As I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,As if someone was gently rapping, rapping on my...
“So the farmer’s kid comes running back home from Maisy’s Whore House, waving the duck his dad had given him to pay for his shot. His father asks him, ‘So, how’d you get on with Maisy, son?’“And the boy starts...