"With apologies to Edgar Allen Poe"
Once upon a midnight beery, while I stressed out, drunk and weary, In my one-room flat so dreary, a floor above a liquor store.As I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,As if someone was gently rapping, rapping on my...
“So the farmer’s kid comes running back home from Maisy’s Whore House, waving the duck his dad had given him to pay for his shot. His father asks him, ‘So, how’d you get on with Maisy, son?’“And the boy starts...
"An epic tale of adventure, fucking, and a naughty princess…"
Once upon a time there was a beautiful young woman named Bellezza, but everyone who knew her called her Elle. She was a princess who lived alone in a castle in an enchanted forest with only her horse. She was...
"A cash-strapped woman seeks financial salvation. At a porn audition"
(Foreigner's 'Cold as Ice' plays over opening credits and voiceover)Living in Houston I was accustomed to miserable heat and humidity but I was, like every other Houstonian, very unaccustomed to our current plight of bitter cold. My power was off...
"This shouldn't be too difficult."
The laptop screen showed the following: Solve the following and win a prize: Lana "lost" a giggle wood. Or … Send in a story about your most unique sexual encounters and win a prize."Do you wanna enter?" Darius, eager and...
"Some w̶e̶i̶r̶d̶ INTERESTING ideas come from discussions....."
My Lover has a pussy grandThat has a trait uniqueIt seeps an acid nectar thereThat leaves the sipper weakHer panties never can be wholeFor such leakage wrecks its tollThe silken fabric is no matchAnd always has a holeI take precautions...
"How to survive living with a virgin..."
I left Rose Ann to sleep it off on the washroom floor. Returning to the kitchen, I'd just cleaned up the last of the mess we'd made when I heard her retching up another offering to the Porcelain Goddess. I...
"How to survive living with a virgin..."
Back in the early 80s, my Mum moved us to America when her company offered her the job as an assistant regional manager in 'The Colonies'. I was seventeen and entering my senior year. The transition from a British all-boys prep...
"How to survive living with a virgin."
It had been a long night. Watching a XXX tape on Rose Ann's new VHS machine. Taking care of Rose Ann during her drunken state. It had also been an early morning when Rose Ann, waking with the urge to...
"A Ribald Tale from the Great Northwest"
There is a tavern in the great NorthwestIn a tiny fishing town,Where a tale is told on rainy nightsBefore the bar shuts down. It's the tale of a girl who lived there onceIn a cottage by the sea,The adopted daughter of...
