"A must-read erotico-political thriller"
PrologueMr. Richards stood up facing the window and lowered his trousers and underwear. Agent Beth and Agent Rachel knelt in front of him and began visually inspecting his dick. “Excellent specimen. Would you permit me to question him?” asked Agent...
"A novice erotica writer seeks the advice of his girlfriend"
“So,” Patrick asked, “what do you think?”Belinda sucked her lips in and held them, stifling a chuckle. As with their budding relationship, she wanted to nurture her boyfriend’s nascent interest in writing erotica, so she thought better than to laugh...
"Emperor Thrinklebopple of USA takes an Empress and they have sex. You gonna eat that burger?"
The Tale of Emperor Wallace ThrinkleboppleThe weather was warm and the sky was clear as an unmarked white van drove into the town square. A figure emerged from the driver's side; he was dressed in an opulent uniform consisting of...
"Two friends let the cat out of the bag"
“You’re right, Guantanamo Bay is the much stronger film,” Beth said, leaning forward to take her glass from the coffee table. She sat back into the couch, crossing her legs towards me, the hem of her blue wrap dress sliding...
"Sometimes the gander needs a lesson on what the goose doesn’t like."
Have some mercy on a guy. I mean, it's bad enough you have those big tits, but where did you find that t-shirt, in the box with your old junior high stuff? Half your tits are popping out of the scoop...
"Twin brothers, Peter and Paul, secretly double-team Joy, a grateful bit-o-honey."
Paul Marrs walked through the door to the apartment he shared with his identical twin brother, Peter. “Hey, Bro,” he called out as he put down his briefcase and went to the fridge for a cold beer.Peter yelled back, “Hey,...
"When cooking gets sexy...."
Caller: “Hello?”119 Operator: “Hello! Happy holidays and thank you for choosing Butterball Turkey! What’s your emergency?”Caller: “Why would you think there’s an emergency?”Operator: “It’s Christmas Eve, sir. Why else would you be calling a turkey company?”Caller: “Well, you’re so right,...
"Continued, erotic adventures of Peen"
Peen stared at the large sign above the entrance to the swimming pool. It stated emphatically in bold red letters "Adult Members Only. Open at 10:00 O'clock." He checked the time and grinned noting it was just 9:30. He gave a flick of his...
"A ship of fools. You must decide who was the biggest fool. Hopefully not the Author."
My name is Gillian. I am the captain of a yacht called the Squirter. I am not your typical crusty ole ship captain. Most men and some women find me attractive if I may be so bold. I am blonde,...
