"Lindey and I did the impossible."
I have this bed that I must describe for you. It's not a simple metal frame with an attached head and footboard that I see often. It's also not a mattress and box spring on the floor like my college...
"Complaint to the Managers at Arby's"
ManagerArby's Restaurant2398 N. Myrtle StreetEverheart, ND Dear Arby's:My name is Amanda Featherbottom and I am writing to complain about what is going on at your Arby's restaurant located at 2398 N. Myrtle Street here in Everheart, North DakotaThere are these two...
A soulmate is not found Within a Hallmark cardNor can you pick one upAt the store when times are hard.You can scour all of TinderAnd you may never swipe rightOne cannot be ordered onlineNope, no soulmate in sight.Let us not kid...
"My mother insists that I take my lover to meet her. I end up making it worth his while."
Damnit, mom! I can see your nipples and bush showing from twenty yards away. There’s no way you’re not aware of that! Those were my thoughts as I climbed out of my lover’s SUV and saw her running up to...
"sometimes you just need to see an offline cock..."
Pog, aka my cousin Tanya, with her big round glasses, and driftwood brown hair that was starting to gray even though she was barely breaking into her twenties, opened my room door, and came in without knocking or warning and closed...
"A must-read erotico-political thriller"
PrologueMr. Richards stood up facing the window and lowered his trousers and underwear. Agent Beth and Agent Rachel knelt in front of him and began visually inspecting his dick. “Excellent specimen. Would you permit me to question him?” asked Agent...
"A novice erotica writer seeks the advice of his girlfriend"
“So,” Patrick asked, “what do you think?”Belinda sucked her lips in and held them, stifling a chuckle. As with their budding relationship, she wanted to nurture her boyfriend’s nascent interest in writing erotica, so she thought better than to laugh...
"Emperor Thrinklebopple of USA takes an Empress and they have sex. You gonna eat that burger?"
The Tale of Emperor Wallace ThrinkleboppleThe weather was warm and the sky was clear as an unmarked white van drove into the town square. A figure emerged from the driver's side; he was dressed in an opulent uniform consisting of...
"Two friends let the cat out of the bag"
“You’re right, Guantanamo Bay is the much stronger film,” Beth said, leaning forward to take her glass from the coffee table. She sat back into the couch, crossing her legs towards me, the hem of her blue wrap dress sliding...
