"We ‘stumble’ into a swingers weekend…"
I had never had a hotel call to tell me they were willing to pay if I wanted to switch my reservation to a competitor. It happened about four months ago. A lady named Melissa called and said that, due...
"A pretty young baker gets caught up in her work..."
It all started very innocently. Like a million other people, Rose fell for the Great U.K. Bake-Show. She would watch with her mom and dad, root for her favorites, and try baking on the weekends, just like so many others....
"Ten inch, eleven inch, twelve inch ... ouch. A must-read erotico-political thriller…"
Chapter 2. Big Dick 2 GoCongressman DeLittle was a big man. He was tall and wide in shoulders and yes, he was Congressman from a big state. The problem was that Congressman DeLittle had a small dick. And because of...
"Orgasms of the Species"
Once before time, an up-and-coming creator faced the committee as he defended his thesis, Inventing Humans, Just for the Fuck of It. One observant committee member questioned the motivation this new species would have to breed and multiply."Mr. God, you...
"A recommendation for Jennifer"
Letter # 2Robert Baleful - Admissions OfficerNorth Dakota State College2560 Weston StreetCando, ND Re: Application of Jennifer Wakowski Dear Mr. Baleful: I am a math teacher and coach of the boys' track team at Everheart Community College and I...
"Lindey and I did the impossible."
I have this bed that I must describe for you. It's not a simple metal frame with an attached head and footboard that I see often. It's also not a mattress and box spring on the floor like my college...
"Complaint to the Managers at Arby's"
ManagerArby's Restaurant2398 N. Myrtle StreetEverheart, ND Dear Arby's:My name is Amanda Featherbottom and I am writing to complain about what is going on at your Arby's restaurant located at 2398 N. Myrtle Street here in Everheart, North DakotaThere are these two...
A soulmate is not found Within a Hallmark cardNor can you pick one upAt the store when times are hard.You can scour all of TinderAnd you may never swipe rightOne cannot be ordered onlineNope, no soulmate in sight.Let us not kid...
"My mother insists that I take my lover to meet her. I end up making it worth his while."
Damnit, mom! I can see your nipples and bush showing from twenty yards away. There’s no way you’re not aware of that! Those were my thoughts as I climbed out of my lover’s SUV and saw her running up to...
"sometimes you just need to see an offline cock..."
Pog, aka my cousin Tanya, with her big round glasses, and driftwood brown hair that was starting to gray even though she was barely breaking into her twenties, opened my room door, and came in without knocking or warning and closed...
