"Decisions, decisions."
“You vowed you’d take Kay home,” I repeat Rune's words, confirming with Kay via a glance at her, hoping that she’d react if this turned out to be inaccurate somehow - all just one big, hilarious misunderstanding. But she just...
"Where is this crowded spaceship headed, anyway?"
When I was sixteen years old, I had a crush on a classmate of mine. His name was Jimmy White and he looked like Andrew Keegan’s even dreamier brother, intelligent glasses and all. I may or may not have picked...
"Val and Kay become acquainted quite thoroughly, not to Rune and Bane's delight..."
So. Drahta eat and drink basically the same things as Dryth. They also have zero table manners, but when they’re not starving, it’s possible to be in the same room with them while they’re eating... so long as you don’t...
"The new passenger puts Val, Bane and Rune to an acid test."
Deviously using food as a distraction for my boys – works every single time – I provide myself with some time and space for my visit to the storage room, aka the female’s lair. The estrogen hideout. The lady cave....
"Val, Bane and Rune have different ideas about how to deal with the stowaway..."
Shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh I don’t know how much time has passed in which I barely dared to breathe. My mind is spinning in panic, like a top. A top on amphetamines. A haunted top on...
"A husband is torn between anger and lust, but it’s his monogamy that might have to adjust"
“It happened again … today at work … I’m sorry,” was how the conversation started.For the second time in as many weeks, from our marital vows had my wife departed.I had previously stumbled upon my wife giving her colleague a...
"El'Filla Spawns a Demon Horde"
A northerly breeze blew in the window from Silver Lake across El’Filla’s bare breasts causing her nipples to stiffen. She was restrained by the shackles attached to her wrists and ankles; the rigid wood of the examination table pressed into...
"Val, Bane and Rune get more than they asked for out of that Tulun D'tel shopping spree"
My brain takes exactly one second to go through all the idiotic scenarios – Bane, naked female, hanky-panky, caught in the act, tears, screeching, it’s not what it looks like, denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance, let’s stay friends, blah, blah,...
"A husband receives quite the fright, but their marriage might turn out alright"
My wife and I had been going through a rough patch.A lot of it had to do with the availability of her snatch.We had been quite feisty in the bedroom while dating.Now married for 18 years, her libido had been...
"Sister Agnes, a virgin nun, dies and goes to a heavenly place where sex is required."
The spirit of Sister Agnes met a bearded, white-robed figure with a benevolent smile standing just outside the pearly gates. "Saint Peter?" she asked. She was wearing the same kind of white robe which, frankly, was a bit thin and...