"She named him Paul"
I once knew a girlnamed Dawn.Who fell in loveWith her blue glass, double dong.She was lookingFor a man to date.But found no one,So now she masturbates.Doing this she built up a collectionOf videos and dick pics.That she used toStimulate her...
"Samuel The Spider awakes in a curious hovel."
Samuel yawned wide and stretched each of his eight legs. His eyes began to adjust to the dark of the hovel he’d wandered into the night previous before promptly falling into a slumber. Or at least, he believed it a...
"Jack makes first contact with unexplored territory, just for Allyson"
"I want to fuck you."Allyson's words rolled around in my head with all the grace and poise of a bull in a china shop."Alright, baby, so fuck me then," I told her at the time. In the afterglow of another...
"My best friend's teenage daughter wanted to go on a boat ride. Things didn't go as planned but fortunately, she brought along two fleshy floatation devices."
One of my favorite old-time TV shows is Gilligan’s Island. Every Saturday morning, I sit back in my Lay-Z- Boy recliner, sip on my Bailey’s and coffee, and watch the Bouncing Beauties Sitcom Power Hour on my favorite YouTube channel,...
"Through hell and high water, I was going to blow his mind."
My grey hoodie was up over my rat's nest of a blonde mane and the post-dilation sunglasses I had on gratefully hid my splotchy complexion. I half expected the paparazzi to be outside the hospital doors with how embarrassed I...
"Sometimes, it’s irritation that’s the sincerest form of flattery."
‘I’d rather swim naked through an oil slick than have sex with you, Tommy. Although I’m not sure it’s possible to tell the difference, since you’re such a sloppy pool of shit.’ ‘Well, I wouldn’t waste that gigantic brain of yours...
"Could the victim last longer than the author?"
The Captain of the Venereal Guard looked at me, his face stony. “How could you? How could you insult our illustrious Queen like that?”I ignored him, looking down at my bound hands, ashamed, because there was nothing I could say...
"How a mother misunderstands her daughter's situation..."
A conversation overheard:“So, how’s that lazy daughter of yours?”“Patricia’s much better. She’s living with some guy, master chef, and he’s training her to keep a good house and her man happy.”“Oh, yeah?”“Yeah, she said he’s really cracking the whip; he’s...
"Val, Bane, Rune, and Kay search for a future. Together."
Things never turn out the way you expect, or so the saying goes.The saying should be expanded. Sometimes, things turn out in ways you couldn’t possibly expect, and then become things that, prior to them turning out, you didn’t even...
"What lies ahead?"
When Y’Dryth’s gravity finally lets go of us entirely and we’re slingshotted back into empty space, the last of the shaking abates. Neither Bane nor Rune answers my questions about our attackers/pursuers – no surprise there – but from the...