"I am drawn to lesbians and it never works out, go figure."
If only lesbians liked me.I mean liked me liked me.They like me plenty, is whyI wish they liked me really.Am I the dumbest man on earth?How stupid is my stupid wish?So obvious is the folly here, butIt's lesbians I've love...
"Disciplined workers are happy workers..."
The management of C.V. Corporation encourages all workers to go that extra mile to ensure success. Recently, a contractor refused Mistress Beatrixe's requests for a few structural changes to her dungeo... Umm, our building's sub-sub-basement. Mistress Beatrixe was sad...Despite my...
"Whore hard but keep a low profile..."
Tuesday Morning...My blouse was un-buttoned and my bra undone. I hadn't said no to any of that. I didn't say no now as Tom pushed my bra cups up and away to bare my breasts. In fact, since last Friday...
"Two young friends get a helpful sex lesson from an older sister and her boyfriend."
We’d been talking for a while now about “going all the way” with our boyfriends, but neither of us had done it yet. I think Tammy was more hesitant than me, but both of us had the usual fears and...
So there I was, in a fourteenth-floor apartment that belonged to what's-his-name, surrounded by the winking lights of sprawling New York City. I’d been having nonstop encounters with famous characters from Wonder Woman to Elton John and, my god, that...
"Correspondence regarding the products from Acme Silicone Inserts"
Acme Silicone Inserts0321 Exner StreetOberon, Nebraska Ladies and Gentlemen:My name is Lydia Joozy. I am writing about your line of silicone companions for the discerning woman. I have been a satisfied customer of yours for many years, but find myself at...
"I was a nobody from the Alaskan wilderness but now I'm dating a professional model. And I owe it all to one book that taught me all about broads."
I grew up in a remote Alaskan cabin not too far from Denali National Park. My old man was a surly, backwoods kind of guy that loved hiking, fishing, and chopping wood.I wasn’t born in Alaska.I was born in Las...
"Kimmy finds reluctant love thanks to Cupid's arrow"
Kimmy did not believe in true love. She did not buy into lovey-dovey expressions of eternal affection, symbols of long-term, heartfelt commitment, or soulmates. Most of all, Kimmy did not believe in a cherubic, half-dressed baby with angel wings, who...
"The new captain was shocked by his crew. In more ways than one."
The new captain of the Starfokker was a Cat-Man. The Starship was occupied by the horniest crew in the 'verse. Everywhere he looked, fucking, fucking, fucking. Everyone FUCKING! The telepathics' mind-fucking each other, the Avian-girls sucking lizard-men's cocks, the gaseous Veen roiling...
"Sing along now!"
Corsets and horse whipsAnd MILFs with big bustersMy gonads being tickled with soft feather dustersConfident ladies who enjoy having flingsThese are a few of my favourite thingsLeather and latexHandcuffs and stilettosLicking her vulva like I would a CornettoThe squeaking and...
