"Katie and Bob, first seen in "Why so incredibly eager?", fall deeply in love and get married--and their parents are pissed!"
"You know, Bob," Katie said to me after class, "when we, uh, did it the other day, we never said anything about love.""Uh— I guess that's right, we didn't," I said."And it was my fault," Katie admitted. "I was flinging...
"Shayla teases, Jessica confides, and Rachel moans."
Jake sprinted towards the elevator and managed to quickly slide his arm between the closing doors, causing them to reopen. He hopped onto the elevator, narrowly avoiding a sour-faced older woman who gave him a glare as he entered.Jake made...
"Katie and Geoff teach the young crowd how to keep warm in winter"
Demand for taxis snaked a mile, a Saturday downtown,As Geoff saw too much-naked flesh with frost hard on the ground."They'll catch their death," he muttered as his inner thoughts sprang free,And heard a voice behind him whisper, "Well said, I...
"the unconventional tackle matters in the only way they know how"
"Who made the rules?" he asked her. "We should make our own instead."He said as eccentricity drew her into his bed."I take your point," she told him as they talked about their writing.And took a break to ponder matters equally...
"Giving a Ho Some Good Cheer"
"Ho Ho Ho!""What did you just call me!?""I'm sorry dear, it's hard to get out of the habit," Santa smirked at Mrs. Claus."You know I don't mind when you get fresh with me," she slapped him on the behind when...
"Solve a cum-filled mystery of larceny, treachery and lechery. No vegetables were harmed in the writing of this story. Adult supervision advised."
Josie Vendredi, the hotel detective, met the insurance investigator, Jill Cannon, outside of the honeymoon suite crime scene. “Brace yourself,” she told her associate. “The walls. Everywhere. I’ve never seen anything that bad.” Vendredi looked at Cannon. Cannon looked at...
“Honestly, doctor, I think it’s highly inappropriate for you to show me something like that.”“If you say so. But as I explained, these pictures are a valuable way of evaluating your frame of mind. And then we’ll conclude our session...
"A unique way of losing it?"
I heard the doorbell buzz.There was an abrupt silence in the room; even though my mind was screaming at me, was I ready for this?With a sudden air of panic, I looked at Brenda and then Paula.Buzz… Buzz…“My dear, aren’t...
"In a world where pleasure is forbidden, one man's mighty member becomes the tool of revolution."
In the year 2069, humanity stood at the precipice of sexual extinction. The Great Cock Blockade of 2040 had left the world blue-balled and desperate. But from the depths of this frustration, a hero emerged.Maximus Thrustworthy, a man blessed with...
