My Admission and Punishment

"I was guilty of poor behavior and this poem is my punishment"

My girlfriend master is livid! I cost her a dear friend and with it, my actions have made her look bad so punishment now must be had. I now must admit before all of you here that my actions have...

Unjust Deserts

"Missing cash at the trendy new restaurant leads to embarrassing forfeits."

For the third time, and with even more care than the first two, Philip Jackson flicked the banknotes through his fingers and jotted the totals on his pad. He pushed the buttons on his pocket calculator, his brow furrowed. There...

Bar talk

"A woman explains how she has moderated her man's behavior by using her feet"

A conversation between two women, overheard in a noisy bar, "...So how long do you keep him there?" "It depends. Mostly just like five minutes, but sometimes for a lot longer." "And he does not object at all?" "He did...

Conrad and Pamela Winston

"She actually loves him, but he just doesn't believe her"

"He's a good guy, Conrad. He's no threat to us, and he's nobody gonna be spreading any bad stuff about us out there either. Okay?" she said. "No, it's not okay. You're either his or you're mine. Which is it...