"Cue T-Pain and Akon"
I was at that age where friends started getting married. It's only natural and normal for twenty-somethings to get hitched with their high school or college sweetheart. For me, this was a foreign concept. No high school sweetheart, too many...
"Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year"
Christmas parties can be awesome when you're drunk or sober. When you're drinking you relax a little, and begin interacting with the hot chicks from work. When you're sober, you watch the carnage from afar. Every year there is always...
"A man can smell a skank nearby"
Growing up I played several sports, but there were two sports I excelled at. One was baseball, and this time it was my winter sport that provided my next hookup. There was plenty of regret when it happened. That all...
"Our last encounter was a memorable one"
Aside from pure physical attraction and our profession, Kristy and I had absolutely nothing in-common. To me, it made our relationship perfect. We could talk shop and fuck each other's brains out. One problem I ran into was her constant...
"She knew how to turn this boy on"
Kristy was my direct supervisor at my previous work placement through school. She wrote me a glowing reference letter for my next employer, and she definitely took a liking to me. She took the college route and wound up being...
"God Bless America"
September 1, 2007, I remember that day well. Michigan Wolverines fans wish they could forget that day. That was the day their football program took a huge hit. Since that day they haven't fully recovered. That was the day I...
"I was head-fucked, and I would never be the same again"
By this time Kira and I had broken up. She didn't have the same love for me as I did for her, and her love was lost just a few weeks after we exchanged I love you's. Maybe she was...
"She was hot, and we didn't care"
Maggie was a waitress at our local bar, and with the summer of 2005 upon us, she would dress in less and less as the weather got warmer. She was 5'5" with long dark hair, blue eyes and the most...
"She can really bend"
Two things I knew heading into the school year were as follows: - There was very little chance I was going to hookup with the girls from freshman year - I was horny as fuck I didn't live on-campus at...
"The summer seemed to last forever"
Summer in Canada is a wonderful place to be if you're a red-blooded male. The female species is a sight to see once the temperature reaches seventy degrees (that's about twenty-two Celsius, give or take). I landed a job doing...