A True History Of The Second Pubic War
"How the hero Priapus Veribiggus saved the virtuous wives and daughters of Rome"
“Oh, woe and thrice woe! Sound the alarm! Hairyballicus is coming,” went up the cry, “he’s defeated our great generals Lickius Mylius Ballus and Gaycoccius Testicio Varrucus at Ars Cuntula by foul means, massacred our brave legionaries, and left a...