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"Any (remarkable) similarities between the author and the protagonist are impurely co-incidental"

There have been, over the years, occasions when I treaded somewhat gingerly across that indefinite line between adventurous and slutty. Regardless of how incriminating it might be, it all got recorded in my diaries. But this particular experience will doubtless...

Everyone Has A Past

"Everyone has a past, including my wife."

It seemed a peculiarly old-fashioned way to go about things. These days you expect everything to be distributed digitally, hard copy a thing of the past, though the envelope was delivered in a modern enough way, by courier service, even...