The Good Son-in-law

"My wife's mother comes to visit - with unexpected consequences."

“Can I see it??”Her tone wasn’t sexual, or even seductive. It was simple, casual, and innocent – like an offhand remark, or like the most normal of requests. Still, I hesitated. “Ummm …”+++ earlier that afternoon +++As the school year...

The Birthday Wish

"He told her what he wanted; could she deliver?"

“It’s your birthday next week.  What can I get you?”I always ask, and Derek, my boyfriend, always gives me the same answer.“I’ve got everything I need, baby.  You’re all I want.”So, I’d go out and buy him some clothes.  But...

Hey, You

"Everyone can use a helping hand."

Hey. You. Yes, you with your hand on your pecker, with your pecker in your hand. Let me do that for you. Why? Really? Why not?See, that’s where you went wrong. You went with the dry rub when what you...