My Teenie Weenie Halloweenie

"Beware the dark web on Halloween…"

It’s Halloween. I sit alone… naked… in darkness, so the monsters (trick-or-treaters) won’t know I’m home. My mouse hovers over Teenie Weenie Halloweenie. Click. I’m sucked into the screen — pumpkins a tight squeeze. A horde of lewd-scribbled micro doors besieges me. All but “Incest”...

Erised

"Mmm, she the devil."

After months on deployment, I was grateful to come home to my wife in a skimpy She-Devil costume, a jack-o-lantern glimmering in the window of the dark living room. In the pumpkin's flickering candlelight, I squinted to bring her into...

"Trick or treat," I say after she opened the door. A devilish smile spreads across her face; she pulls me inside.She drops to her knees as I unzip my pants. Greedily, she takes my erect shaft into her mouth, unbuttoning...