Fap Fap 1: Pretty Hair
"Girls, don’t you hate it when a guy just can’t see the trees for the… 'wood'?"
“Oh, just look at that girl’s ‘air, Jack – innit beau’iful?”“Sam, I’m not looking at her hair…” Fap fap…“But it’s fuckin’ awesome!”“Perhaps – but under the current circumstances you will forgive me for concentrating on a different part of her...







