"KISTIN!""OFFICE!""NOW!"Coach Jones' voice echoes through the locker room over the hiss of the showers and the staccato chatter."Ah fuck, what now?" I grind out to myself as I gather up soggy towels and slap empty lockers shut, threading my way...

"FUCK!""FUCK!""FUCK!"The words bang out, followed by a locker door slamming shut, the metallic bang echoing in the large concrete locker room. Coach is off to a staff meeting, so it's only me and whoever is having a fit about eight...

Zumba Group Class

"Fitness instructor does the boys."

Two buddies and I play three-on-three basketball together at a private fitness club. Recently Tyler told Keith and me that we all ought to sign up for a new Zumba class.We were like, “No way dude, ain’t taking no dance...

One hell of a workout

"Caught red handed at the gym."

After graduating from college I moved back home and accepted a teaching job at a local high school. The only problem was that the school year wouldn’t start for another two months, leaving me waiting. After spending the first week...