The Fucking Forecast

"homage to a great British institution"

The Fucking Forecast, issued on behalf of the Merrytime and Cuntguard Agency.Shannon: Horny, wet, possibly very wet, increasing six or seven later. Tits moderate or good. Likes it rough or very rough, occasionally cyclonic. Dogger.However, there are warnings of flaccidity...

A Christmas Opportunity

"A young elf entertains the corporate board"

As Angie bent down to grab a package she realized the globes of her thong-clad butt were likely visible to half the room. She adjusted her approach to kneel, rather than bend, though the flex of her naked thighs elicited...

Silent Night, Unholy Night

"Decorating the Christmas tree with lustful lesbians is never a simple affair."

It was tradition to decorate the Christmas tree together for our party. Last year it was at Heidi's house, and before that, Dee's. This year, it was my turn. Everything began normally with the typical flirting and gossiping that ensued...