A Ouettecunte Family Affair: Chapter Three
"Claire has an audition at the Royal Academy of Fucking."
The name’s Ouettecunte: Jack Ouettecunte. Now, I know what you’re thinking: that’s kind of a cunty name for a guy, isn’t it? I mean, how about something a bit more masculine, like “Jack Hammer”, or “Jack Screw”, or even “Jack...