"Agnes takes on the challenge of a virgin boy who finds heaven is not what he expected."
“Hello, Agnes.”Agnes looked up from where she was kneeling in her vegetable garden. It was the spirit of Burt, Mayor of Heavenly Aden. It was hot and she was wearing only a pair of shorts and a sleeveless blouse. He...
"Can the guys meet the frat's high standards?"
This is a story relayed to me by my Uncle Frank. He says it’s true, but I know him to embellish a story if the facts aren’t up to his story-telling standards. So, who knows? But I like to think...
"She was to do something daring. But what?"
It’s almost embarrassing to describe how it began, it’s so silly. But it’s the truth, so here it is. We were at a Chinese restaurant. As always, my meal ended with a fortune cookie. I cracked it open and the...
"Sister Agnes, a virgin nun, dies and goes to a heavenly place where sex is required."
The spirit of Sister Agnes met a bearded, white-robed figure with a benevolent smile standing just outside the pearly gates. "Saint Peter?" she asked. She was wearing the same kind of white robe which, frankly, was a bit thin and...
"Sometimes, three is not a crowd."
I’ve always led a conventional life when it comes to women. I’ve had girlfriends, sure, but two at once? That’s the stuff of fantasy -- what happens to guys with magnetic personalities, or maybe a lot of money. So how...
"Buz goes out with a grand bang as his last college party turns naked."
(episode 32) A sinking depression had hit me as the spring semester of my senior year came to a close. Actually, I think it was more of feeling of being very nostalgic, but I thought I was depressed. Fraternity parties,...