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SanchoHardbottle
8 years ago

How The Inch Stole XXXmas

"The Fucks down in Fucksville..."

Every Fuck down in Fucksville liked XXXmas a lot...But the Inch, who lived just north of Fucksville, did not!The Inch hated XXXmas! The whole XXXmas season!Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.It could be that his...

Erotic Poems
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misterpeaches1
8 years ago

The Grinch

"I might be a little early with this one but please enjoy all the same."

Fifty-seven year old Lydia Mae Valentine smiled with love at hearing the voice of her daughter, Tonya on the phone.“Hi Mama, how are you?” Tonya asked.“Hi baby, I’m fine. I’m getting along. Thank you for the dinner plate," Lydia said.  "The...

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