A Naughty Christmas Carol
"The ghosts of Christmas surprise me. "Why are you-""
"Shhh!" they interrupt. "We just unscrooged our last grumpy geezer and wanna have some fun.""Ummm, okay.""We wanna fuck," giggles past and present ghosts."And I'm gonna tap that ass, bitch," boasts future ghost, flashing her strap-on."What?" I gulp."Yeah, 'future you' goes there."The ghosts toss me onto my back. Present...