Claire’s Cunt Kitchen (An “Alison” Christmas Special) – part one

"It is 2051. Claire and Bradley have graduated from the Royal Academy of Fucking, and are now running a bijou café in Cuntden Market."

This two-part “Christmas special” follows on from the conclusion of Alison Goes to London – but it can also stand alone.It is 2051, and under the “Enlightenment”, Europe is ruled by Pleasure, and love is eschewed. Claire and Bradley have...

 “Okay, m’ cunt, guys, are we all ready?” It was dawn, and outside the window a drear misty late-November morning was beginning to break, as Alison and her friends gathered in her room at Fuckers’ Hall.“Check!” they all chorused.“Okay, let’s...

Alison Goes To London: chapter 16 – A Jolly Good Fucker

"Alison has a birthday party – and the plot thickens."

 Fucky Birthday to you,Fucky Birthday to you,Fucky Birthday, dear Alison,Fucky Birthday to you!“Surprise!” There was a chorus of cheers, and Alison felt her blindfold being untied. She looked around and gasped at the sight of Claire’s room, decorated with bunting...

 “OH FUCK, I CAN’T FUCKING DO THIS!!!” screamed Alison in frustration. She was standing naked in the bathroom, scowling angrily at a flexible suction-cup dildo which waggled mockingly at her from her wall-length mirror. Her mouth was drooling – but...

Alison Goes to London: chapter 9 – The Prettiest Whore That You Ever Did See

"Alison and Eva are reconciled. But what has happened to Anna and Andy?"

 Claire was delighted to see Alison back at the Academy, and gave her a long sloppy tongue-suck the moment she reappeared in the Money Lab. That she appeared hand-in-hand with Eva was a shock, and elicited a twinge of jealousy...

Alison Goes to London: chapter 1 – A Sexy Talking Asshole on the Whiteshit Express

"It is 2050, and Alison Bates travels to London to study at the Royal Academy of Fucking."

“Fucking or Non-Fucking?” asked the lady behind the ticket counter.“Fucking, please,” replied Alison confidently.“First Class or Shit Class?”“First, please.”“Two-berth, four-berth, or seat?”“Uh… what’s the difference?”“Well, it’s a long journey, so frankly, if you’re planning on doing any fucking, I would...