101 Words: She Wanted to Sneeze

"A girl with an unusual problem..."

There was a young girl with knobbly knees,Who had an orgasm whenever she sneezed.Her name was Rach and she had some fun,When her nose went twitchy, she looked at the sun. Her nasal cavity it itched and it scratched,A tightening...

There once was a young girl called Annie, Who had an extraordinary fanny, When she sang a song, It sang along, Which came as a shock to her granny.***** There once was a young girl called Liz,Who hated the taste of men’s jizz,Her...

Pyramus and Thisbe

"A spot of nude sunbathing leads to a romp in the garden"

(See Ovid’s “Metamorphoses” (and Shakespeare’s “A Midsummer Night’s Dream”) for the story of Pyramus and Thisbe, two lovers separated by a wall. My modern couple don’t let a similar barrier stand in their way.)Summer Sunday in the garden, Basking quietly...

Not Green Eggs or Ham

"A naughty re-write of a well-known children's novel."

I am Pam. I am Pam,Pam I am. That Pam-I-am,That Pam-I-am!I really like that Pam-I-am. Do you like,the taste of cum? I do not like the taste of cum,For me the taste, it is no fun. Would you like it in...