Sorry For Spoiling Xmas

"Double the pleasure means no more presents...Ever"

Twas the night before XmasMy pussy was very redReflecting the lightFrom Santa's cloak on my bedI watched as he droppedHis belt on the floorFollowed quite quicklyBy a knock at the doorI looked straight at SantaSanta stared at the doorHide here,...

101 Words: Indecent Exposure – Part 5

"16 year old school boy has sex with his teacher in front of his class"

Teacher down on hand and knee,Wiping up my spunk, you see. Riding up, her little skirt,Then her winking, the little flirt. Lisa’s pussy t’was all forgotten,Look right there - teacher’s bottom! Could I do it, in front of class?Or would...

101 Words: She Wanted to Sneeze

"A girl with an unusual problem..."

There was a young girl with knobbly knees,Who had an orgasm whenever she sneezed.Her name was Rach and she had some fun,When her nose went twitchy, she looked at the sun. Her nasal cavity it itched and it scratched,A tightening...

There once was a young girl called Annie, Who had an extraordinary fanny, When she sang a song, It sang along, Which came as a shock to her granny.***** There once was a young girl called Liz,Who hated the taste of men’s jizz,Her...