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How The Inch Stole XXXmas
"The Fucks down in Fucksville..."
Every Fuck down in Fucksville liked XXXmas a lot...But the Inch, who lived just north of Fucksville, did not!The Inch hated XXXmas! The whole XXXmas season!Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.It could be that his...
The Pot. – Chapter 1
"A poker night gives three friends an adventure"
Prologue.I was getting frustrated now. “No, it has to be a double amputee.” I repeated.“We’ve nothing like that,” Lady Lydia said, “I can do a midget if that’s any good?” She asked.“A midget, eh?” I thought aloud.“Yes, a midget. She’s...
Teaching the Young Dom
"An old master meets an up and coming Dom. Jenny or Jan or whatever her name was never saw it coming."
Some people never work their way up to a truly "fuck the world" drunk. The kind where you walk off the job, stop answering the phone or door and invest your life savings in the productive future of the nearest...
Toby’s Sexual Journey – Chapter 1 – ‘Still a Wanker’
"Toby was still a wanker, maybe Amber would change that"
Toby was new at the paper, straight from his journalism degree. It was a local paper, a rag in all honesty, but it was a start. Most of his new colleagues were hacks, but worse than that they were fat, old...
Captain Scrotum and the SS thrust: chapter 2
"OMG what is Scrotum going to do now (Panic?)"
“Lilly!" Scrotum shouted while panicking, “How long will it take Anna to clean this mess up?”“I’m sorry, sexy ass. Anna is not programmed to move dead bodies.”Scrotum rushed over and picked up the dead woman, “Now you get Anna to...
The Cat Man
"I hope yall find some laughs in my true story....I think it hilarious...."
My story started when I met this man named Eddie. A tall man, six foot six inches and very attractive. He had dirty blonde curly hair to his shoulders and a very nice firm ass. I was in line behind...
Captain Scrotum and the SS Thrust
"Welcome to the world of the most useless horny space pirate that ever lived."
The year is 3462, and sadly the earth is dead. What was left of its population spread through the heavens looking for a new home. Of course, once they left earth they found out they weren't alone in the universe....
Dicked By The Detective
"You need to flash the cash if you want access to this gash."
It seemed like the breakthrough I’d been waiting for. In the six months I’d been dating Mick, he’d chosen not to introduce me to either his friends or family. “It’s part of being a detective,” he said. “Keeping you out...
You’re Supposed To Be A Lesbian
"Not your usual Janet and John story."
Debra walked into the house at about half past six in the evening. It had been a long day and she had spent most of it driving home. She was more than tired and just wanted to slip into Janet’s...