Border Control
"Be aware of what you declare."
Now what? First things first, I fished my bra through the arm of my tee. I don’t need one anyway, mostly, and I do my best thinking when I can get rid of it. I tossed it over my shoulder...
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Super Heroes Need Sex Too
"It's not all sunshine and roses for a new super hero."
I think we’ve all thought about, at one time or another, what it would be like to have super powers, which power we would choose. I know I used to. However there is one thing missing from all of the...
Thoughtful Boy
"Can she dodge his awkward philosophy heavy chat up technique and just get boned?"
"Do you believe in other universes?"Sure, she thought, sucking a cigarette in frustration. There's one where you didn't say that, and I fucked you."What if for something good to happen, something bad has to happen? If I'm happy, then someone else is...
Wacky waving inflatable tube men get me horny, but I don't know why. I watch the way they move in the wind and feel my body begin to tense and tingle. Holy fuck, the feelings that flood through me are incredible.A few...
First Served, First Cum, First To Die: Vol 1
"If you're gonna be a dick, be a big one."
The following has been approved for adult reading. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent and my penis size embellished to protect my reputation. My testicles requested no anonymity. These are their stories. It had been nearly a...
11.55pm New Year’s Eve
"If you want something badly enough..."
The clock says midnight will be here soon,Almost time for the ladies to swoon. Everyone’s eyes subtly scanning the room,Seeking the one they wish to kiss soon. I see you standing on the far side,You caught me gazing at you doe-eyed, I’ve only...
Perfect 10
"Screaming fans and an enormous cock..."
It was the size of her arm. The head bigger than her fist. It was an immense cock and she must have it inside her.The man lay on his back in the center of the gymnastics mat. His identity didn't...
Miss Sergeant and the Tiny Private
"Welcome to Boot Camp, Private! .. Little Private! (SPH, Humor)"
"Attention!" A strong, woman's voice boomed loudly down the corridor of the bunks, promptly followed by a hustle of feet that lasted only about one second flat as men lined up at the foot of their beds, standing at attention...
How The Inch Stole XXXmas
"The Fucks down in Fucksville..."
Every Fuck down in Fucksville liked XXXmas a lot...But the Inch, who lived just north of Fucksville, did not!The Inch hated XXXmas! The whole XXXmas season!Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.It could be that his...