"Two psycho killers stalk some horny coeds on Valentine's Day..."
Valentine's Day. My favorite day of the year. I watched as the beams from the headlights broke through the trees and rested behind a large coal car covered in graffiti. Valentine's Day never disappoints. I smiled wide, a grinning lunatic....
"She tows him back to her place for a late night romp"
Caleb was a long way from home. He decided to make the trip to see his parents and have a nice home-cooked Saturday dinner with them. Their boy had graduated and got a job in the big city, he even...
"After Rick helps Molly move, Molly puts the moves on Rick during their first date."
Molly had just moved into her new apartment mere blocks from where she worked. It was small and cozy. After a weekend of unpacking, she was finally starting to feel at home. She thought about Rick a lot that weekend....
"Molly needs help moving and she pays with a leg shaking blowjob."
Molly was the kind of girl most of the guys in the office liked but few would ever pursue. She wasn't the kind of sexy, never single, girl next door that drew the eyes of her coworkers. She was quiet,...
"Opposite attract: it says it all that Leigh is really fucking smart."
“Oh my god! Look at that freak!” Gavin had spotted our neighbor, Leigh, who was out in her backyard with her telescope thingy. Leigh’s sister, Millie, had been in our year at school before the car crash. Drunk driver. She...
"Trevor wants to fuck Kate who wants to fuck Erin who love’s watching Trevor fail… until he doesn’t."
Erin loves her husband but Trevor can be so goddamn exhausting. When her friend Kate visits, however, she gets some relief. The attention Trevor gives Kate would worry many wives. In Kate’s presence, it’s as if Erin disappears but she...
"Dave gets caught up doing things around the house and doesn't notice who his wife is doing."
Deidre had big tits and liked to fuck. [Author’s Note: At this point I understand that for many readers, the above sentence is enough for you to remove whatever you might still be wearing below your waist and “pleasure” yourselves. If...
"A morning I lived up to the title of bitch."
My tongue felt swollen and dry as a bone. I probably could have slept longer had that sensation not banged loudly against my mind to address. Not a preferred way to wake up. Groaning internally as my sweat coated covers...
"Stereotypical unpleasant encounters aren't always unpleasant in real life"
The harsh chords of Motorhead’s Ace of Spades pierced the air as the lone occupant of the house sang along. A hard knocking somehow made it through Lemmy’s gravelly vocals and brought a halt to the single woman concert that...
"Be aware of what you declare."
Now what? First things first, I fished my bra through the arm of my tee. I don’t need one anyway, mostly, and I do my best thinking when I can get rid of it. I tossed it over my shoulder...