"A comic farce of cunning plans and mistaken intentions"
“Jesus, Sis. Nice work!” Rachel whispered to her sister Katie, whose boyfriend Ryan was lifting one of their heavy bags out of the back seat of their car. A heavy bag in each arm, his muscled flexed and the sisters...
"What's a little hand job between friends?"
Jordan closed the door behind him and and slumped against it. It was Friday night, he was pleasantly buzzed, and he'd spent a genuinely enjoyable evening with good friends and more than a few pretty girls. He should be happy....
"Lonely traveler finds perfect hook-up partners. Or does he?"
-I arrived in the small town just before midnight. The only place still open that sold food was a run-down convenience store. I grabbed a bottle of iced coffee and a small bag of cookies for the energy I knew...
"Driver's mistake leads a young businessman to sex and a much better career."
Long ago, I decided that success in business was much more important than dating or family. My decision paid off in a big way. My startup was a bigger hit than I had dared to dream, and a huge conglomerate...
"The Monty Python influence is strong in this one..."
“It seems to me,” muttered Balthazar as he stirred the teapot, “That gold, frankincense, and myrrh are pretty stupid gifts to bring a ten-day-old baby. Why don’t we get him a stuffed camel or a rattle or something like that?...
"A Comedy Tale For a Hot Friend Here On Lush"
After getting caught spying on Ms. Pussy and her cheerleading squad in the showers after practice, Mr. Dick was suspended from Fantasy Memorial High for one week, which meant he could not quarterback the Ragin’ Erections in their big Homecoming...
""Quick, Wonder Woman! To My Batpole!""
Halloween. We're wearing half-assed costumes.I'm SEX OFFENDER BATMAN. I have only the mask, with a sleazy trench coat.You're GUIDANCE COUNSELOR WONDER WOMAN; you have the tiara, bracelets and red boots, paired with a pencil skirt.We go to a Pumpkin Patch...
"Oh vicar! Are you sure we should be doing this?"
Richard Smallbone arrived as vicar of the village of Sodbury in January. He was young and unmarried and did shorter sermons than his predecessor. However, it was the purification ritual that he carried out for a small fee that really...
"Passionate sex in the car after a date at the county fair."
In rural Pennsylvania, the county fair is still a big deal. Most counties in coal country still have them. It's understood that most kids are going to skip school to go to the fair, so they shorten the school day...
"I am drawn to lesbians and it never works out, go figure."
If only lesbians liked me.I mean liked me liked me.They like me plenty, is whyI wish they liked me really.Am I the dumbest man on earth?How stupid is my stupid wish?So obvious is the folly here, butIt's lesbians I've love...