The Nativity

"Sister Bernadette was young, inexperienced and new to the convent. Her ideas were somewhat off-the-shelf when it came to setting out the Nativity."

Sister Bernadette had been at the convent of St. Mary’s for just over two weeks. They accepted her despite her very young age and somewhat open ideas about life. She was intelligent, obtaining a first-class honours degree from Cambridge in...

Gabby And Pete And Emma – Pt. 10

"Gabby fucks Emma while Pete watches."

Man, shit’s blowin’ up. Emm’s hovering over my body, moving to mount me, and Pete’s got a grip on cock, waiting for her. But somethings nagging at the back of head, probably yours too. That is, “How did these two...

Davey

"My birthday cruise is upended by my best friend’s son and his tight little ass..."

DAY ONE “Do you mind if I sleep naked?” Davey asks. Is he serious? Yes. Yes, I mind. I absolutely mind. I one-thousand-percent, definitely, completely mind. “Nah, all good. Whatever makes you comfy,” I reply. He grins and releases his towel. I swiftly avert my eyes as it...

The Fucking Forecast

"homage to a great British institution"

The Fucking Forecast, issued on behalf of the Merrytime and Cuntguard Agency.Shannon: Horny, wet, possibly very wet, increasing six or seven later. Tits moderate or good. Likes it rough or very rough, occasionally cyclonic. Dogger.However, there are warnings of flaccidity...