Ogling the Optometrist

"A routine eye exam turns into something much more pleasant"

Returning from a vacation trip one evening in the pouring rain, I seemed to have difficulty following the white lines as I drove. Although I had not experienced any particular problem reading, etc. I decided to check with a local...

'Impress meYes, youStanding, toweringOver little meCold drink in sweaty palmOne eyeball dangling in my braless dressAnd one yoyo-ing from my hellish heelsTo split-thighed heavenliness A goddess, yesNow, little manTell me your dirtyFucking filthyEarthly plan!'*He straightenedPelvis tightenedAnd I saw with my own...

Camp Mates

"First time campers become more than long-term friends."

  Summer vacation and my parents decided to go camping - not just that, but they decided to go camping with my uncle and his family as well. My dad’s brother lives in Italy, but they were coming over to...