Midlife Renewal, Part Two: Handy Men

"I'd convinced myself it was time for my friendship with Rick to become a little more hands-on."

I finally realized last weekend that my best friend Rick had been flirting with me for some time. Up until then, I had dismissed his jokes and antics as juvenile locker-room behavior. Even though he repeatedly flashed his (kinda big-looking)...

Ford F150

"I jerk off a guy in his truck and masturbate a lady with a Mustang"

Tuesday afternoon, I went grocery shopping. As I parked, a brand spanking new F150 parked beside me.I got out of my car and approached the F150’s driver as he was exiting the truck.“That looks like one damn nice truck!”“Thanks. I just...