"When cooking gets sexy...."
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"How to heat up on a hot summers day"
As I lay in the golden sunshine, the heat scorching my body, I felt a sudden shock as my nipple responded to the icy drip of cream running over the swell of my breast. My eyes flashed open as I...
"Bad choices seem to follow me around"
I wholeheartedly admit to not always being the smartest tool in the shed. No, Mama didn’t drop me on my head as a baby, although she’s slapped it quite a few times as I was growing up. Even nowadays she’d...
"Everyone has problems. I do my best to help."
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"After almost getting seduced by the tentacle monster from the bathroom dimension, Lorna has a party."
June was rolling the sushi while Lorna made another small batch of fried calamari. The luscious tentacles could easily be sliced or diced or shaved, and readily blended into a myriad of sushi styles. Cooking it, though, was trickier than...
"There’s nothing like a little snack after a day full of fucking."
Lorna collapsed against her apartment door after she locked up. She kicked her first shoe across the room but misjudged her second, vaulting that one towards the high ceiling. She froze in place until it crashed in front of her....
"An old acquaintance reappears…"
“OH FUCK, I CAN’T FUCKING DO THIS!!!” screamed Alison in frustration. She was standing naked in the bathroom, scowling angrily at a flexible suction-cup dildo which waggled mockingly at her from her wall-length mirror. Her mouth was drooling – but...
George Lax was a millionaire and was divorced twice. He did not want to have any more wives because the first two got hefty settlements. George was looking for young women who wanted to be spoiled by a rich older...
"Enjoying every course and everything in between..."
The starter was enticing. A tantalising treat to whet the appetite and heighten senses in the dark and intimate restaurant setting.The main was scrumptious and flirtatious. Quelling hungers as conversation and laughter flowed among sultry, seductive glances.And as for dessert....
"Dinner party gets out of hand for all"
The day was all getting a bit much with missed deadlines and going all day with no food, and then having to cook dinner for your best friend and me. You just wanted to go to your room and have...
