"Her Ladyship undergoes some hardship"
"This is the BBC news at ten. This is the latest in the ongoing story of the potential fraud case against Lady Penelope Ward-Williamson. Surrey Police are still investigating a three million pound payment to Her Ladyship in 2023. The...
"A man gets an offer from his café girl that he can’t refuse."
I would like to think that my café girl adjusted her chair for my benefit. We have seen each other at the café several timesa week for the past three weeks. She sat down, and the waiter came over to...
"In my first Midlife Resurgence tale, Tori and Eric thank me for a hookup"
Eric gets up to refresh Tori's and my drinks at their tropical-themed get-together. “Mas Piñas Coladas?”“Did he just say, ‘penis coladas?’" giggles Tori, Eric’s devoted (and hot) wife, throwing me a wink."Call them what you will," replies Eric breezily as...
"Santa interrupts a married couple's holiday fun in the Festive Flash story competition."
"Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, a creature was stirring, wondering who stole the cookies!" Lara yelled from the kitchen. "It's late, and I need to decorate them!""I already did!" Milly responded from the living room. ...
"Aussie Amy, having left her Canadian girlfriend in their apartment, returns with the shopping …"
Rat-a-tat.Rat-a-tat?“Hey, I’ve forgotten my key…”Rat-a-tat-tat!“Hurry up little whore—"Rat-a-tat-tat-tat!“Get your bloody arse into gear and open the front door.”“So sorry, Miss. I can’t.”“For fuck’s sake, whyever not. These groceries aren’t getting any lighter.”“Following orders, Miss. Sorry.”“What … Whose?”“Yours, of course, Miss.”“Never...
"'Don't play with your food' proves a rule worth breaking"
Our feet entwine beneath the hotel restaurant table. Looking into his eyes, I spear a sausage and bring it to my lips, nibbling on the thick, meaty tip.He brings a large slice of mushroom up, kissing it suggestively, sucking it...
"Sometimes you make your own valentine candy"
I see the chocolate syrup, dark brown, pooling on your chest. My tongue is licking small areas clear, uncovering the pinkish-brown color of your areolas, creating a contrast of colors. I'm giving more attention to your nipples as I hear...
"Without promotion, something terrible happens... nothing! P. T. Barnum"
It was the best of times; it was the worst of times. It was hosting my first Christmas Eve television spectacular; it was my rellies’ Christmas Day shit show. It was Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, gold standard families, oi, oi, oi;...
"What better way to celebrate love, than with food?"
A bright afternoon sun bathed the small urban center with its warmth. Locals strolled along the square, the air buzzed with laughter and occasional music from nearby cafes. I was twenty-two, caught in the zest of strength and love. My...
"Life is about choices and sometimes forgiveness"
John stared across the street at the motel. Four friends had told him what he'd see, but he still didn't believe his eyes. Mary, his wife of fifteen years, embraced and kissed another man. The kiss wasn't like the kisses...