"Lazy Sunday brunch and munch"
* * * * * * *you're irina, you were in that class, you slide down across from me. steel flashes in your tongue-- your sign.scribbled-up legal pad--that's mine. anotherday of show-and-tell in bohemia, what luck.but why is your poem in all...
"Looking across the room to attract a new mate"
Pleather pantsSeldom ride on the assesOf girls who wear glassesButI’m the proud exception to many a rule.Life’s full of surprisesLike a bad burritoThe Oort CloudOr an offshore bank accountAnd I’m just one of them.You seem to me to be searchingSearching...
"An angel sent from heaven above?"
Even fools can find patterns, if heavenShows mercy, and Providence, for my sinsWas kind enough to drop you in my way,You angel cake crumb! Your halo danglingA bit tarnished, in one hand, and not soInconspicuously swinging out ofSight, behind your...
"I was seeing a different side of Tina. I had always thought of her as a tease who wouldn't put out."
I’m good looking enough but nothing special. I’d give myself a seven on a scale of one to ten, though I’ve been told I deserve better. I have short brown hair, I’m not comfortable dressing sexy or wearing a lot...
"Cold Case Leads to Hot Sex"
Last week’s triple homicide shocked my normally quiet town. Things like that just don’t happen here. To make matters worse, the police had few leads to go on. Understandably, the neighborhood was on edge. My usually overprotective parents became unbearable...
"Chapter Three brings the two closer to being together, thoughtfilled want of lustfilled acts"
Chapter Three Her reply came back before I had to return to work. “Dear Barney Don't you dare spill one drop of your sperm out there, I want it all for myself and I want you horny...