Dating in the 80s

"Big Surprise"

In 1982, I had just broken up with my future wife. She was pregnant with another man's baby and I needed a break from all the drama. A lot of people thought I was the father. As much as I...

A-Tisket, A-Tasket, Got Caught With Her Basket

"My aunt comes home early and catches me with her basket of laundry"

The laundry basket was on the floor in the living room next to the coffee table, full of neatly folded clothing. I sat on the couch and pulled up some porn on my phone, looking for something exciting to watch...

Trad Wife: Hard Ball

"Mary Anne drives a hard bargain and gets a hard as her reward"

All eyes in the room were on me as I spoke. “Your contract, sir, is akin to masturbating with a cheese grater—slightly amusing, but mostly just painful.”“It’s a standard contract, Marion,” the well-groomed, three-piece-suit-wearing shyster persuaded. “It’s very generous.”“It’s Mary...