"How the day after got me into deep shit."
The next day…Unfortunately for me, the older I get, the less of a night owl I become. Back in my twenty’s, I could stay up all night and still be able to go to work the next day. That is...
"Here's to the beginning of my sexual bucket list adventure. Cheers!"
Just type the words “happy ending massage” into your browser and see what pops up. I swear there must be seven hundred and fifty thousand entries for men, and like, three entries for women. You have women from every ethnicity advertising that...
"A high school teen just lost his virginity meets a senior who wants to lose hers."
I walked into the pancake house and looked to see if there was anyone I knew before asking for a table. I didn’t see anyone right off, so I motioned to the hostess indicating an open table by the front...
"No surprise that a visit to a porno double feature led to a night of fucking."
It was a Saturday night in September of 1980 at the start of Kelly’s junior year of college. I was visiting Kelly and her roommate Tricia at college. Tricia was looking through the entertainment section of the student newspaper and...
"Kelly was on fire and the driver used his hose to quench her."
It’s September of 2019. Kelly and I took a vacation last week to visit her brother. We had a nice time with them. Part of the reason we traveled quite a way to visit them was that a favorite band...
"Kelly and I go to the festival and fuck strangers and others."
It was August of 1977. Kelly and I were going to be seniors when school started back up. But before then our little town had its annual summer festival celebrating our local crop. Kelly and I had made our first...
"Kelly is the belle of the ball and a fuck queen afterwards."
It was May of 1976. Kelly and I were going to prom, our first formal dance together.From a sexual standpoint, the seventies were perhaps the greatest time in recent history to be a teenager. The pill existed, AIDS did not,...
"Kelly is shared by Jack as she secures a deal with an important customer."
It was on a Monday late in September of 1983 when Kelly got the word that a customer would be in the office on Thursday. A customer coming to their office was not a common occurrence and only happened perhaps...
"She not only had feelings for him, but a fantasy, that was going to happen NOW!"
At not-quite-thirty, I was still the youngest lawyer in Robert’s office, and so when we had the opportunity to take on a four-year contract with a large legal publishing company, those duties got dumped on me. It turns out, I...
"Parking lot confidential..."
I punched in for my shift feeling a little seedy and worse for wear. For one thing, I could have used a shower. I washed up a bit in Eleanor Kaminski’s bathroom, but it wasn’t enough to completely purge the...