The V-Day War: Mom vs. Aunt – Pt. 1

"Who will be a lucky guy's special valentine?"

Ding-ding-ding!Welcome to tonight’s match, folks!A colossal coliseum crusher! An epically engaging encounter! A sexually sizzling sparring of sultry sinners!In one corner of the ring, we have my mom—the queen bee. The head matriarch. The prime rib of pussy. Mid-forties and...

The Purpose Of Demons

"Demon possession spices up a sorority Halloween party"

“Hey, what are you going as?” Mia asked me out of nowhere, looking up from her desk.It was close enough to Halloween for me to catch her meaning. “Nothing.” I tried to sound offhand, and not pathetically homesick at all.“Oh, come...

Uncharted Waters

"Two lifelong friends explore new horizons on a night away in London"

Katie and Emily stumbled into their hotel room, laughing at Katie’s lengthy fumbles with the key card, owing to her slightly tipsy state. The night had been a whirlwind in a London buzzing with life as they’d watched one of...